A list of puns related to "Paul Mcguinness"
Amid all the news of Nicky Butt moving to head the Academy, I am Surprised more isn't being mentioned about Paul McGuinness leaving his role after 25 years of hard work and dedication to the cause. Over 80 players were promoted to the first team under his tutelage including over 25 international players. I wish him well for the future.
McGuiness says: -
"We prepared a whole booklet for the Premier League on the fact that players, all the way through the age groups, need more experiences in different environments,"
"Louis van Gaal has pointed out that although we have signed some new players, 14 players have left the club, which means six spaces are open for youth players. It's up to them to take the chance, which is partly why we've got this game on Friday night. We want to give them more experience of playing in front of a crowd at a stadium."
I could recall 12 first team players that left (Giggs, Evra, Ferdinand, Vidic, Welbeck, Cleverley, Chicharito, Henriquez, Nani, Buttner, M. Keane & Powell), can't think who the other two are.
I really like Paul McGuiness, it seems like he's been doing a great job with the youth teams. Its always hard to prove your worth when you come in under the shadow of a famous father, but he's definitely shown he's here on merit.
I see this question come up regularly, so I thought I'd share this... This list is as of THIS week's release schedule. Keep in mind it's based on the direct market (which would include places like CheapGraphicNovels, OrganicPricedBooks, InstockTrades, etc...), but not Amazon, BN, etc, which are book market. You may find things on book market sites not listed here, too, since they haven't book solicited in the comic market yet.
I get my info from GoCollect, but it's passed to all comic shops, I guess... They just put it in a format I'm able to look through easily. :)
Jessica Jones Alias Omnibus HC (David Mack First Issue Direct Market Variant Cover)(New Printing) 12/8/2021
Jessica Jones Alias Omnibus HC (David Mack Secret Origin Book Market Cover)(New Printing) 12/8/2021
X-Men Inferno Prologue Omnibus HC (Arthur Adams Direct Market Variant Cover)(New Printing) 12/8/2021
X-Men Inferno Prologue Omnibus HC (Marc Silvestri Book Market Cover)(New Printing) 12/8/2021
Star Wars Darth Vader By Charles Soule Omnibus HC (Giuseppe Camuncoli Direct Market Cover) 12/22/2021
Star Wars Darth Vader By Charles Soule Omnibus HC (Mike Deodato Jr. Book Market Cover) 12/22/2021
Doctor Strange Omnibus Volume 1 HC (Alex Ross Book Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
Doctor Strange Omnibus Volume 1 HC (Steve Ditko Direct Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
Doctor Strange Omnibus Volume 2 HC (Gene Colan Direct Market Cover) 1/5/2022
Doctor Strange Omnibus Volume 2 HC (Kevin Nowlan Book Market Cover) 1/5/2022
Ultimate Spider-Man Omnibus Volume 1 HC (Joe Quesada Book Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
Ultimate Spider-Man Omnibus Volume 1 HC (Joe Quesada Direct Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
Ultimate Spider-Man Omnibus Volume 1 HC (Mark Bagley Direct Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
X-Men Avengers Onslaught Omnibus HC (TBD Book Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
X-Men Avengers Onslaught Omnibus HC (TBD Direct Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
X-Men Omnibus Volume 1 HC (TBD Book Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
X-Men Omnibus Volume 1 HC (TBD Direct Market Cover)(New Printing) 1/5/2022
Aliens The Original Years Omnibus Volume 2 HC (Mahmud A. Asrar Book Market Cover) 1/12/2022
Aliens The Original Years Omnibus Volume 2 HC (Paul Mendoza Direct Market Cover) 1/12/2022
Incredible Hulk By Peter David Omnibus Volume 4 HC (TBD Book Market Cover) 1/12/2022
Incredible Hulk By Peter David Omnibus Volume 4 HC (TBD Direct Market Cover) 1/12/2022
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Article from De Andere Krant of 09-10-2021
The EU is preparing to record all possessions of citizens in a register. "Against money laundering." But the register will also be able to be used for other purposes.
On July 16, 2021, the European Commission's Directorate General for Financial Stability, Financial Services and Capital Markets (DG FISMA) opened a tender procedure for a "Feasibility Study on a European Asset Register in the context of the fight against money laundering and tax avoidance." That register will be housed by a European Anti-Money Laundering Authority (AMLA). It will link all national registries of real estate, businesses, bank accounts, vaults and crypto-currencies, complemented by "access to data on other sources of wealth (e.g. movable property, life insurance, securities and luxury goods)." The latter includes art, cars, jewelry and gold.
The ANP already reported on July 20 that Finance Minister Wopke Hoekstra welcomed the initiative: "I am pleased that the committee has made proposals to better tackle money laundering and terrorist financing." Wopke Hoekstra prefers to see AMLA based in the Netherlands. Although the implications of this initiative for the privacy of citizens are enormous, it received hardly any attention in the media. Only the trade press picked it up, but was silent about the possible consequences for ordinary citizens. One exception is Paul Buitink who asked in BNR Cryptocast No. 185: "All your possessions in a European register - Do we want that?"
Alarm bells did go off in Germany - which experienced what hyperinflations, money reforms and wealth transfers bring about between 1914 and 1952. The leading journalist Norbert Haering spoke of the great dragnet that would bring together all information on small and medium-sized assets of all citizens in a huge database without touching gaps for the rich. The widely read weekly Focus saw a danger for politically disliked citizens and journalists and even called for civil disobedience. "A giant step toward communist dictatorship" (report24.news), "Threatened expropriations and wealth transfer" (schildverlag.de), were other headlines
MEP Markus Ferber (CSU/EPP) voiced strong criticism. European Commissioner Mairead McGuinness stated that "The Commission has never suggested the need for such an asset register." The European Parliament asked for the study, not the Commission, she soothed.
But how credible is that? In
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
It's July 2010 on our TNA save, WWE star Chris Jericho is off to tour with Fozzy in a few months, but while he's getting ready for the tour, it had been known that his WWE contract is nearing expiry. TNA has prowled on this huge opportunity and have officially swiped Jericho away from the #1 promotion. The problem is, I do not really have a concrete plan on how to use him. Any ideas? Here's how TNA is shaping up with our current storylines:
The young Jay Lethal has just cemented himself as an icon in professional wrestling after 6 months of going over TNA's older stars. Rhino, Raven, Kevin Nash, even Hulk Hogan, Mark Henry (in a short stop), all fell down, before Lethal finally snapped and turned on the man who once helped him against Nash and Hogan, then TNA World Champion Sting. At Slammiversary, Lethal defeated Sting for the title, but can he keep his momentum with the returning (from rehab) Jeff Hardy immediately targeting him? (Not sure what to do with this in the long run, it feels corny to just continue feeding veterans to Lethal after he beats Hardy. Also, I sent Sting to our developmental territory for a short while, I wanted to get him to other places like Japan or Mexico but I think the only way to do that is through an excursion?)
Taz left the commentary booth and chose to partner up with former Nation of Violence ally Samoa Joe once again to serve as his coach. Joe had just ended Mick Foley's wrestling career on Slammiversary, and seems to have his eyes set on Steven Regal. On the side, Taz seems to be scouting some more people to create some sort of team, and his eyes are set on two fresh call-ups from developmental, the indie legends known as The Kings of Wrestling. (Basically a version of Team Taz with some indie darlings, might even bring the FTW Championship to have Joe hold something.)
Nigel McGuinness has been going strong as the X-Division champion, but it seems like he really doesn't care too much about the title. He feels like he is above it, the real prize that he wants is Kurt Angle's neck. Now he's patiently waiting for Angle's return from rehab, and while he think that he's already dispatched everyone on the roster (even beating stars from outside the promotion), he might be getting a little too overconfident, especially when a hungry, fresh from developmental Tyler Black can't wait to leave his own mark in TNA soon.
Other notable stories:
The month of June saw two huge returns in the WWE, one was ECW and the other was D-Generation X, TNA appointed Jim Cornette which brought a slight shift in momentum for the company and Ring Of Honor put on 4 shows, 3 of which were pretty good. In this review I will rank the top matches, the top wrestlers from each brand, the shocking and funny moments and rank the top 5 shows for the month. I was debating doing a half year review as I've managed to post a weekly one for the past 26 weeks but I'm just going to put a huge review of the whole year when I eventually get there. Since starting these reviews I've had many good conversations with other wrestling fans who told me about the memories they have from this era and even messages from people thanking me for a certain review which is just nuts. I had a review posted to a website which is a tick on my bucket list so if you've upvoted or commented on any of my reviews in the past 4 or 5 months then thank you so much, if you've enjoyed them then that's awesome as I hope to keep doing this for as long as Reddit let's me. Anyway, enough with that, let's get to the review/rankings.
Top 10 Matches
Johnny Nitro vs Carlito vs Shelton Benjamin for the Intercontinental Championship - WWE Vengeance. ***Β½(L)
America's Most Wanted vs AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels for the NWA Tag Team Championships - TNA Slammiversary. ***Β½
Rob Van Dam vs Edge for the WWE Championship - WWE Vengeance. ***Β½
Chris Hero vs Homicide - ROH In Your Face. ***Β½
John Cena vs Rob Van Dam for the WWE Championship - ECW One Night Stand. ***Β½
Bryan Danielson vs Colt Cabana for the Ring Of Honor Championship - ROH Chi-Town Struggle. ***ΒΎ
Kenta vs Austin Aries - ROH Chi-Town Struggle. ****
Edge, Mick Foley and Lita vs Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk and Beulah Mcgillicutty - ECW One Night Stand. ****
Bryan Danielson vs Jimmy Jacobs vs BJ Whitmer for the Ring Of Honor Championship - ROH Throwdown. ****ΒΌ(L)
Samoa Joe vs Kenta vs Bryan Danielson - ROH In Your Face. ****ΒΌ(H)
The match quality improved drastically this month when compared to May. Ring Of Honor is the home of great wrestling and they proved it multiple times throughout June whilst a 6 person extreme rules tag match was the best match from the WWE. TNA relied on four of their original stars to produce the match of the month for them.
Top 5 Ring Of Honor Wrestlers
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
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