Paul Cockburn Puns

Who do you want to see playing the different roles?

So far we have:

Joker - Film Expert, Guinness Record Holder 501 movies in 501 Days, Pop Secret winner Gregg Turkington

King of Hearts - Joe Estivez frm films such as

Paradise Pavilion (announced)
Grandpa

THE HITMAN (announced)
Parker Louis

I Can (pre-production)
David Pavey

Marbles (pre-production)
Stan

The Hotel Maiden (pre-production)
Edwin Welz

Who Lives Last (pre-production)
Scientist Edward Stynes

VampireS (filming)
Father Blake

2022You're Melting! (filming)
Dr. Richard Smothers

Fugued Up! (post-production)
Dad

Sunset at Dawn (post-production)
FBI Chief

The Hail Mary (post-production)
Irish Bob

Very Frightening Tales (TV Series) ([post-production](https://pro.imdb.com/title/tt12798378?rf=cons_nm_filmo&

Hey everyone! I do these conference rankings every year so it's finally that time when rosters are more or less set for the upcoming season. This one is focused on the Big Ten with the SEC already up. As always happy to here your opinions, thoughts, suggestions, etc.

Once again the Big Ten is loaded and I think this year will be an interesting three way battle for the Big Ten crown. For those Illinois and Michigan fans who will inevitably gripe that they should be higher than what I have them at I will tell you this. In my Preseason Top 25 Rankings I have Purdue #6, Illinois #7, and Michigan #8. There is so little separating these three teams in all honesty and it would not surprise me if any of these teams won the regular season crown. So take that for what it's worth.

I have Ohio State, Maryland, and Michigan State as the next best teams, all three of whom should be dancing come next March. The final tourney teams from the Big Ten I think are Rutgers and Indiana with Wisconsin being a dark horse. I expect Nebraska to be better this year and Northwestern has the roster talent to make some noise (I just have absolutely no faith in Chris Collins). Iowa is clearly rebuilding after losing Garza and Wieskamp. Penn State has interesting pieces but won't be there yet next year. Minnesota is in for a tough stretch, particularly this year.

Also, I have * next to players who are injured for the start of the 2021-22 season or else likely to miss some time do to other issues (i.e. Mason Gillis at Purdue).

Tier Rankings are as follows:

Tier 1 (B1G Favorites) - Purdue, Illinois, Michigan

Tier 2 (Tourney Teams) - Ohio State, Maryland, Michigan State, Indiana, Rutgers

Tier 3 (Darkhorse Tourney Teams/NIT) - Wisconsin, Nebraska

Tier 4 (NIT/No Man's Land) - Iowa, Northwestern

Tier 5 (Rebuilding) - Penn State, Minnesota

Iowa and Northwestern should be in Tier 3 but for Northwestern, as I said above, I have no faith in Chris Collins, and Iowa is still gonna be shaky defensively but now without a lot of offensive fire power that kept them in games (Garza & Wieskamp). I also think Nunge will be a big loss too as he's a solid big man when healthy. Here are my rankings (but keep in mind the tiers where I could realistically see those teams finishing in any order within their respective tiers):

#1 Purdue Boilermakers

Departures: Aaron Wheeler, Emmanuel Dowuona

Returning: Trevion Williams, Jaden Ivey, Eric Hunter Jr., Sasha Stefanovic, Maso

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Buenosdillas

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Why

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.