Pataudi Palace Puns

Read a few articles few months back where Saif said he had to buy the Pataudi Palace from a hotel chain for 800cr.

For that he earned a lot and eventually bought it from them.

How come it didn’t fall under his name and his sisters, considering it was owned by his dad. Why was it leased out to the hotel chain to begin with?

And is 800cr even earn-able through movies/ads considering Saif didn’t make that many movies.

(Published: Apr 28, 2021)

The first name that comes to our mind when we think of royalty is Saif Ali Khan, but there are other celebs whose genes boast of royalty. Take a look.

Kiran Rao

Indian film producer, director, and screenwriter Kiran Rao hails from a family of Nizam in Hyderabad. Her grandfather was the Raja of Wanaparthy, or Wanaparthy Samsthanam (Zamindar). He was in charge of the feudatory of Wanaparthy. The interesting turn in the story is, she is also the first cousin of Aditi Rao Hydari, who is also part of this list.

Aditi Rao Hydari

Her diversified royal genes boast of Sir Muhammad Akbar Nazir Ali Hydari, who was the Prime Minister of Hyderabad State. He was also a member of the Viceroy's Executive Council. She is the grandniece of Muhammad Saleh Akbar Hydari who was a civil servant and the last British-appointed Governor of the province of Assam.

Manisha Koirala

We are aware of her Nepali roots, wherein she was born in a Brahmin Koirala Family, which is an important political family of Nepal. Her parents belong to the royal family known as Koirala family. Her grandfather Bishweshwar Prasad Koirala, was the Prime Minister of Nepal during the 1950s and 1960s while her father has served in the cabinet of Nepal as an Environment, Science, and Technology minister. Her great-uncles and her ancestors have held important positions of ministries in Nepal’s political circle.

Irrfan Khan

He was born as Sahabzade Irfan Ali Khan to a Pathan family in Rajasthan. His mother Saeeda Begum was from Tonk, a village near Rajasthan. She belonged to the Tonk Hakim family. His family had power over the entire village of Tonk. His father was a well-reputed zamindar in the village.

Bhagyashree

The actress who is popular for her role as Suman in Maine Pyaar Kiya alongside Salman Khan belongs to the royal Patwardhan family from Sangli in Maharashtra. In fact, her father Maharaja Vijaysinh Raje Patwardhan is currently the Raja of Sangli.

Riya Sen and Raima Sen

The sister duo has been seen in many supporting roles in Bollywood, but few know about their outstanding family lineage. Her paternal grandmother Ila Devi was the daughter of King Sayajirao Gaekwad III of Baroda. Ila Devi’s mother Indira Raje was the princess of Cooch Behar. Apart from that, her younger sister Gayatri Devi was also once the Maharani of Jaipur.

Sagarika Ghatge

The Chak De! India actress belongs to the royal Shahu Maharaj of Kolhapur. Her father

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

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There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

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I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Nothing, it just waved

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

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