Pat Weaver Puns

THE 24 HOUR RAID INCIDENT

I watched PENTA's VOD so that you wouldn't have to. Written by me, Pat.

 

Part 1 TL;DR: (this is 16 hours of notes, the TL;DR in itself is long)

Wrangler gets a phone call from Nero Calabrese that a female in a blue hat is giving out metamorphine to anyone who gets their car repaired at Otto's Autos.

Wrangler detains Mercury Frost who matches the description at Otto's Autos and finds metamorphine on her.

While driving back to MRPD, they pass by a warehouse that Mercury Frost owns. Wrangler drives up to it and asks permission to look inside. Mercury Frost grants her consent, and Wrangler finds a meth lab and large quantities of meth in the storage, along with IDs of members of Chang Gang's street team.

 

Wrangler locks down the properties of all IDs found and asks Nero Calabrese for more context, eventually leading to a raid on Mercury Frost, where nothing illegal was found.

Wrangler then calls Mari Posa, one of the IDs found in the warehouse, hoping to get more context. She admits that she has been given meth before, matching the strain in the warehouse, from Jaylen Carter Jr, another member in Street Team whose ID was found in the warehouse.

Wrangler submits a search warrant for Jaylen Carter Jr, but it is initially denied by Judge Crane.

Wrangler then submits a subpoena for Mercury Frost's phone and bank records, and is granted one.

Wrangler then finds a $50,000 transaction from JCJ to Frost for "materials".

 

Wrangler then resubmits a warrant for JCJ, which is approved for only his cars and apartment, not any of the properties he is a keyholder for.

Wrangler then raids JCJ, finding nothing illegal.

Wrangler then submits a subpoena for JCJ, which is swiftly approved.

 

After looking at JCJ's bank records and phone logs, Wrangler feels there is not enough to go off of to continue the raids. While heading to the courthouse to unlock everyone's properties, JCJ calls Wrangler and tells him had given meth to Mari Posa in the past.

 

Wrangler then takes this information and submits a warrant for the rest of the properties that JCJ is a keyholder for. While writing the warrant, Mari Posa is in the lobby of MRPD trying to trick dispatch into having her properties unlocked. Wrangler tries to detain her, but she flees on a motorbike.

 

While reviewing the evidence, Wrangler finds a transaction between JCJ and Kishawn Baker, where JCJ sen

So I know most of us like Pat Williams and I still want him. Just curious as to what you guys think of Coby next to Cade? He is a big guard that fits what it seems like Weaver's type is and brings some much needed scoring. His shooting could be better but the shot is there and his free throw percentage gives hope for improvement

UPDATE - The updated timeline can be found here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DelphiDocs/comments/rxj7cf/timeline/

* FYI, comments are closed in the updated timeline post, so please stay here to discuss the timeline.

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The timeline posted below was shared by Katey Robey (aka Ms Fvcking Wonderful) in her old fb group. It was posted on December 11, 2019.

I was in her group at the time because there were family members of the girls that were active. They were involved to help fact check information about the case. Some of the family members in the group included Becky Patty, Tara German, and Kelsi German. There were others but I’m forgetting their names at the moment.

Since sharing this timeline, Katey’s group had some changes and she is gone. The name has changed and there are different admins. The sources for this timeline were not cited. Does anyone know who helped put this one together?

I like this timeline because it gives details shared by the family, and it covers the days leading up to the murders. However, it is old and needs some cleaning up. There are new details that need to be included, things edited , sourced, spell checks, links, etc.

✨Would anyone like to help fact check the details of this timeline or add to it ?✨

We can make it a DelphiDoc group project. 🤓

• Credit will go to the unknown writers of this timeline, and any group members & commenters here that offer assistance.
• For the time being, we will work on it so everything is visible to the public.
• If people would like to work on certain portions of the timeline, please let me know in the comments or feel free to PM me.
• Anyone can leave comments with details that need to be added, edited, removed, sourced, screenshots, links, photos, etc.
• Updates and edits will be happening on a public Google doc and the final timeline will be posted in the group.

This is the original unedited version of the timeline:

FACTUAL AND DETAILED TIMELINE Based on various statements from LE, the families of the victims, and major media s

SP: Kenny Rodgers, Matt Garza, Wandy Rodriguez, David Wells, David Cone, Andy Pettitte, Dontrelle Willis, Josh Beckett, Chris Carpenter, Kevin Millwood, Jamie Moyer, Jered Weaver, Jason Schmidt, Jake Peavy, Johan Santana, Dan Haren, Ben Sheets, Kevin Brown, Carlos Zambrano, Randy Johnson, Dwight Gooden, Jimmy Key, Steve Carlton, Roy Halladay, Tim Lincecum, Barry Zito, Tim Hudson, Matt Cain

RP: Jose Mesa, Latroy Hawkins, Randy Myers, Jose Valverde, Rafael Soriano, JJ Putz, John Wetteland, Eddie Guardado, Sparky Lyle, Rod Beck, Francisco Cordero, Brian Fuentes, Jesse Orosco, Glen Perkins, Francisco Rodriguez, Jonathan Papelbon, Brad Lidge

INF: Carlos Delgado, Mark Teixeria, Luis Castillo, Ryan Howard, Eric Chavez, Scott Rolen, Jay Bell, Derek Lee, Richie Sexson, Aaron Hill, Dan Uggla, Nomar Garciaparra, Orlando Cabrera, Edgar Renteria, Tony Fernandez, Joe Mauer, Yogi Berra, Greg Vaughn, Adrian Beltre, Andres Galarraga, Derek Jeter, Julio Franco, Lance Berkman, Javy Lopez, Charles Johnson

OF: Carl Crawford, JD Drew, Veron Wells, Reggie Sanders, Matt Stairs, Randy Winn, Raul Ibanez, Pat Burrell, Jeromy Burnitz, Darryl Strawberry, Carl Yastrzemski, Paul O'Neill, Berine Williams, Preston Wilson, Moises Alou, Mike Cameron, Kevin Mitchell, Magglio Ordonez, Juan Gonzalez

McGwire, Sosa, Bonds, A. Belle, Palmerio, Schilling, Rose, Clemens ( Want but doubt it)

Yesterday, I made a post examining the winning percentages of the different active owners in the NFL. It was quickly pointed out to me that some of the information I gleaned from Wikipedia was incomplete, particularly for franchises that have been passed down from family members.

 

It took a while, but eventually, I managed to find what I believe to be a mostly accurate representation of who was the team's owner/controller and for which periods of time. I did my best to look into every owner on this list and account for when they may have handed the reigns over to someone else for the ones where they didn't maintain control all the way up to their death. I also did my best to include all the major owners for each team, leaving out owners that only controlled the team for a couple of years, so if you see any obvious gaps, that is likely why.

 

As before, let me know if you spot any errors or have something you'd like to see added.

 

Visual Graph sorted by Win %

 

1. He’s an experienced manager, having nine seasons of experience leading a big-league team (2004-2011 White Sox; 2012 Marlins).

2. He managed a world-championship team (the 2005 White Sox).

3. The team he managed to a world championship ended a very long championship drought (88 years, making the Mets’ current 36-year drought a piece of cake in comparison).

4. He has recent managing experience as well, having managed a winter-league team in Venezuela.

5. He’s not employed as a manager by any major-league team right now.

6. He clearly has interest in managing again (he interviewed for the Padres’ managerial job before they hired Bob Melvin).

7. He’d surely be more interested in managing the Mets, who are trying to win now, than the rebuilding A’s (the only other team without a manager right now).

8. He wouldn’t command as heavy of a contract as Buck Showalter would, which is important now that Steve Cohen has spent his entire net worth on player contracts.

9. He has a very baseball-savvy mind (I once watched a game when he was with the Braves, and a player lined a ball off the front of the mound and was rolling between third and home, and he came in from shortstop and told his much younger teammates converging to pick it up, to not touch the ball because it was going to roll foul. Indeed it did, it was ruled a foul ball, and the batter was subsequently retired later in that plate appearance. It makes complete sense in hindsight, but in watching it, it didn’t seem as obvious at the moment because it literally started as a liner up the middle. If any player were to pick it up, it’d been considered a base hit, but Ozzie came in, used his smarts, and made sure that the right thing happened).

10. He’s bilingual, so he’s able to effectively communicate with teammates who speak English and Spanish.

11. Having managed in Chicago, he already knows how to handle a large media market.

12. Having managed the White Sox, he also knows how to gain attention toward his team despite being viewed as the “second team” in the market.

13. I got his autograph once (it was in KC in 2000 and he was with the then-Devil Rays. I saw Jose Canseco was signing, so I went down to see if he’d sign my program. He walked away before he got to me, but then I saw Ozzie and asked for his autograph, and he signed, unlike that steroid-addled self-centered affront to humanity Canseco).

14. In addition to the world-championship team he managed, he also coached for another

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Players who missed last week without being on IR (and should be back after bye):

David Long jr

Greg, Mabin

Rashaan Evans

Teair Tart

Ola Adeniyi

Nate Davis

Jeremy Mcnichols

Players who can come back from IR and we should maybe expect it

-Julio Jones

-Dane Cruikshank

-Logan Woodside (Covid List)

-Joe Jones (Covid List)

Players who won't be back after bye but should be back before season ends

Chris Jackson (2 more weeks)

AJ Brown (2 more weeks)

Bud Dupree (1 more week)

Derrick Henry (pls)

unknown:

Monty Rice (injured during the first half vs pats and was ruled out for the rest of the game)

players who are done for the season:

Marcus Johnson, Darryonton Evans, Rashad Weaver Cam Batson, Caleb Farley

please let me know if I made any errors or forgot anyone and I'll update it!

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.