A list of puns related to "Party Invite"
I know, I know, that was Terryble
Being tired and weary, the lawyer-onion isn't sure whether to go, but decides he needs cheering up.
So he dresses smartly, puts on his favorite aftershave and heads over to his friend's.
He gets to the party to find it quite a packed affair and heads over to the bar - fighting through crowds of reveller-onions - to get a drink.
As he gets to the bar, he notices in one corner a slightly out-of-place female onion.
She looks a bit sad and being the compassionate onion that he is, he heads over to talk to her.
This is quickly affirmed as a good move, as they hit it off immediately; she was abandoned by her friends shortly after arriving and had been minding her own business ever since, but over a night of drinks and talking, they quickly fall into an infatuation and soon end up spending an oniony night of passion together.
When they awake in the morning, they don't find it awkward and a steady relationship between the two is struck.
This lasts a good while, having its ups and downs like any college relationship, but eventually the day comes when they both graduate.
The two couldn't be happier!
They both get jobs close to one another and move into an apartment together.
One day, the partner-onion is anxiously awaiting the lawyer-onion at home.
She's been ill all day and checking has confirmed her suspicions.
She tearfully - and joyfully - breaks the news to the lawyer-onion; they're going to have a tiny baby-onion together.
A shallot, if you will.
A few days later, this prompts the lawyer-onion to propose to his heretofore girlfriend-onion.
They are soon wed, having a fantastic wedding-day and husband and wife-onions are on top of the world.
The day comes of the birth and no complications - a tiny, healthy baby onion is born to two proud parents.
Seeing this little bundle of oniony love in their arms causes them to fall deeper in love than ever.
Over the next few years, husband-and-wife-onions' lives are fantastic.
He's prospering at work, she's really enjoying taking some time to raise the baby-onion and over time the baby-onion grows into a hale and hearty toddler-onion, who then becomes a child-onion.
One day, the idyll of the onions' lives is shattered when tragedy strikes.
The lawyer-onion (now a partner-onion in a prestigious law firm due to chance and hard work) is at work, and mother-onion is washing dishes and watching her child play in the yard.
She glances away to take another plate and turns her vision back to
... keep reading on reddit ➡He always sucks the life out of it.
He wanted to keep it low key.
I hear he likes to reap hosts.
A guy invites his friend to a party
The guy warns his friend that there is going to be a lot drinking
The friend says “that’s okay, I like to drink”
The guy warns his friend that there will be a lot of fighting
The friend says “that’s fine, I like to fight”
The guy warns his friend that there is going to be a lot of sex
The friend says “that’s fine, I like sex”
The friend asks what he should wear
The guy says it doesn’t matter, its just gonna be you and me
He's a fungi.
"How many people can I fit in a hand, though?"
Pulled on my mom.
Because he was below C-level.
Because they’re all fungi’s
Nobody came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
When I arrived, his house was on fire. Damn, the party must be lit.
They quickly became the centaur of attention
It didn't show up.
He didn't have a reaction.
"Sure I wood come"
It was quite the shindig
Because he’s a fun guy.
To brighten things up a bit, I'll be going as The Sun.
Because they always bring the boos.
He has rust issues.
We're about to get churnt up!
I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin
He had no morrels.
So I got sad and told them to kakarot in hell. 😭
That's ok. No biggie.
He has some rust issues.
Because they're a hoot!
"By?"
"No, he's straight from what I know."
He wrote “come to the dock side”
Nun showed up.
I’m going to be totally hyper. No way will I be Loki.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Because it was a fun guy.
Because he's a fun guy
Because he was a fungi
Because he was a fungi.
But if he was such a fun guy, why wasn't the party at his house?!
... Because there wasn't mushroom.
Because he was a fungi.
Because he is a 'fun'guy
Because he’s a fungi to be around.
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