Parents Anniversary Puns

A list of puns related to "Parents Anniversary"

I was recording my wife’s speech at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.

Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Son: "Hey Dad, Happy 25th Anniversary. Jeez! Almost all my friend's parents are divorced. What did you have to do to stay married for this long?"

Dad: "Keep mum."

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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For their 50th anniversary, my parents went on vacation, but unfortunately, my dad got really ill. When they got back, I asked, "Dad, what made you so sick in Hawaii?" He laughed and said...

"Poi, son."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Got us all at my parents anniversary dinner.

My mom made low country boil (crab legs, shrimp, sausage, potatoes, onions, corn all in the same pot. amazing) and when she set the table she set down a few nut crackers for the crab legs.

Mom: We don't have enough so these are for sharin'

Dad: There is no one named Sharron here so I'll use them.

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👤︎ u/juddnasty
📅︎ Jul 06 2015
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My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.

Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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