Pappy is just an affectionate name sometimes given to older men (a grandson might call his grandpa pappy). This character likes to drink, and hod means "a vessel for holding liquid." Only Paola refers to Pappy as Robert. The definition of hod as "a device used to carry something" could refer to the way Pappy carries Paola away from Malta. There's also this:
"Vincent "Pappy" Serio invented a sailboat called the HOD in 1943" <-- If the allusion is intentional, it connects the character to his life as a career sailor.
Also: in Kabbalastic symbolism (TP's books contain oodles of kabbala shit !) - Hod (majesty or glory) are the thighs on the anthropomorphized tree of life."
If this ever drops, it would be one of the hardest collabs out of Chicago tbh
Daily pour? Favorite pour? Cocktail bottle?
ECSB, OF 1910, OGD114 (overtook WT101) here.
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GOOOOODDDDD MORNNNNININNNNNNGGGGG SSSSUUUPEERRRRR SSSSTOOOOOOOONNNNNNK!
I am u/Odd-Ad-900 and I am your mildly unhinged morning news anchor.
Yes, I took my Reddit given name. No, I am not "new". Calling me a shill? MGGA Please... (psshhhh)
I want to give A Big thank you to my news team u/blazlyn, u/viviconsadventures, u/tokyorose and our very own mods u/dismal-jellyfish and u/luma44 You guys are the best! And I couldn't do this without you.
Can You Smell That? It smells like the fire that will consume Rome. It might be a good show!
God I love this job.
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This is the way
"New GameStop hiring requirements has me bullish"
Delighting customers. This is all they have to do.
Evergrande is still defaulting again still... again Could this be part of a plan to keep APES attention off of something important?
There appears to be a lot of fuckery going on around this post... several mildly different fonts, differing post dates... it could be a plant to start a new narrative.
No Dates... but you know what tomorrow is? Seriously...
... keep reading on reddit ➡If you’re new to the area or thinking of moving here you need to be aware of Sandhill Cranes.
- These majestic birds from the prehistoric era emit this ~beautiful~ squawk every morning as soon as you need to be awake.
- Don’t buy an alarm clock, you won’t need it!
- But if you are driving a car you’re gonna need to ditch that and pick up the standard issue lifted truck as your daily driver to the office. Don’t worry about the headlights, you’ll want to keep them as is because you’ll be able to see for miles on our famous “flatest terrain on earth”.
- With your new ride ready for the most challenging terrain, make sure to take a tour down our Space Race Memorial Highway along Babcock road, memorializing our achievements in space by replicating the surface of the moon.
- Until only recently, they’ve began paving over sections to allow for the exciting bullet train that passes right through without ever stopping.
- Speaking of speed, our internet - both mobile and wired - uses hardened technology from the 70s to ensure everyone has that screaming rate. I think AT&T started offering Fiber and 5G but it’s only available in trailer parks and I heard it causes health issues, so probably ok there.
- Before you settle in, you’ll want to christen that new ride with some merch from the Qrumplican tents, now in 5 convenient locations along our main roads. It’s crazy how easy they are to get to, like they got special permits from our local government or something! Btw, the secret meetings are held daily at “That Little Restaurant”.
- And speaking our our local government, ours is very Fine! They mostly debate about how to keep our individual rights safe by making sure we are in full control of the spread of the virus, while also vehemently opposing any negative teachings about our history. We don’t want to tarnish great great pappy’s reputation. Plus we’re basically crime free here.
- Palm Bay is probably the best area here! Don’t go anywhere else, just move straight there.
- And keep your doors unlocked, as I’m sure our lovely Sheriff Ivey has round the clock surveillance on criminals in the area. If not directly, then in coordination with local government contractors using Stingray technology to intercept calls.
- Oh, but the cops are dicks in Palm Bay, so careful not to speed, or walk, or do anything… so I’m told, I’ve never been there.
- Brevard has a lot of history. We’ve had some museums shut down recently but if you’re into dinosaurs check out
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
