Paper Rolls Puns

A list of puns related to "Paper Rolls"

I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towel on his head....

Bartender asks what that's all about.

Pirate says "arrrrrgh, I have a bounty on me head"

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👤︎ u/bonemonkey12
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?

To get to the bottom

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👤︎ u/djendb
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?

He was a Bounty hunter.

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I put the last roll of toilet paper on the dispenser today.

Shits just got real.

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👤︎ u/RobMV03
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?

They're always getting ripped off.

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👤︎ u/KingSharkIsBae
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life

Life would be pretty shitty without it

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👤︎ u/alidinani
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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👤︎ u/MrMephistoX
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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We're currently investigating a roll of paper towels for murder of a mysterious red liquid.

I guess we should put a BOUNTY on it.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
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How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?

Multiply

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👤︎ u/S3rgeus
📅︎ Dec 24 2016
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I asked my dad if I could have a roll of toilet paper for my apartment.

He said, "[Son]... You need to get your shit together."

He gave me the roll.

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👤︎ u/moderatemoderatelib
📅︎ Aug 07 2016
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.

He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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👤︎ u/red_19s
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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👤︎ u/mesir
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

It needed to get to the bottom.

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👤︎ u/thepattato
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used it to roll his joint.

He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

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👤︎ u/willworkforjokes
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

It wanted to get to the bottom.

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👤︎ u/Pedantichrist
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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👤︎ u/at112112
📅︎ Nov 10 2016
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