What does a panda use to make pancakes?

A pan...duh

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Just tricked my family with this one

Just to liven up a boring car journey

>Me: What's a pirates favourite letter?

>Aunt and Dad: [Rolls eyes] Rrrrr!

>Me: Ah you'd think so, but their true love be for the C.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

JK, rolling.

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