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1. 1984 by George Orwell
2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
27. Beowulf by Anonymous
28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
35. [Candide](https://amzn.to/34jc

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says: Two in the pink, one in the TWNK.

I realize none of you have any idea what the pink is, but you should all get familiar with the TWNK. This snack of a stock is currently undergoing a slow melt-up caused by fundamentals: a steady quarters-long COVID-fueled turnaround and more recently a Morgan Stanley upgrade (PT: $16 -> $20) on Sept 21. Since then, it has ignored all indexes and steadily climbed from $16 to an all-time high of nearly $19.

In addition to fundamentals improving, it appears short interest (established mostly in the sub $15 range, at least six months ago) has decided to start the long and arduous task of covering a low-liquidity stock. They probably made a big bet that people were as soy as them and wanted to eat healthier, and somehow COVID would be some sort of reckoning. Well, they ignored the fact the CEO has spent his entire career successfully shilling unhealthy packaged foods... and also ignored the fact this is fucking America: land of the free, home of the snacks. I think bears are now seeing their thesis sucks Ding Dongs and the don't want to wait until Q3 earnings Nov 3-8 to take it up their brownies.

The problem the bears have is liquidity. The ~20m shorted shares, or ~$400m worth, would take 10-15 days to cover at 100% of the current volume. Even a fraction of that would move the price significantly. It appears it already has, as the price has steadily been rising these past few sessions, while estimated SI has been falling. I assume they are trying to get out before earnings. It's not the percent float that is killing them, it's the low liquidity. Oh, yeah, and the company is buying back shares at the same time.

If that doesn't get your fruit pie all wet, consider this: This stock is low-beta and low-volatility:

1. Anybody who shorted this would not have expected it to move up 30% within six months after opening their position.
2. Even though the share price has recently been climbing steadily at about 1.00% to 2.00% per day, this thing has a retardly low ATM IV30 of 35%.
3. Another 10% move in share price would print pretty well. A move to $20+ would be a multibagger for November options. If IV goes up, that's icing.
4. It's squeezed twice before (Jan 28, Early June), and both times it printed.
5. The document below has a lot of words and graphs.

Lastly, as far as I can tell this thing has zero social traction anywhere. I c

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

The doctor says it terminal.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

He lost May

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

So let me start off by saying.. I watched 3.0+1.0 and like most people came to the basic consensus conclusion that the ending was a time-skip and that the characters had their memories wiped. Shinji x Mari was a thing (or not) and that Shinji had found "happiness".

However... after doing a bit of research (because I felt empty and wanted more Evangelion) and reading other people's perspectives on the ending - I've come up with a comprehensive explanation of the last half of the movie and what ACTUALLY occurred. The final scene on the platform is not a time-skip, rather it is actually right after Mari emerges from the beach. Here is the sequence of events in order:

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Sequence of Events in Order:

Sequence 1: Keep this scene in the back of your mind, around 1:45:03, Shinji and Mari have both entered into the Anti-Universe to stop Gendo. As Shinji enters the portal to pilot Unit-01, Mari says "I will come for you, no matter where you are! So listen, you wait for me. You hear, Shinji?" Again, keep this scene in the back of your head. This is pivotal to understand the end.

Mari telling Shinji to wait for her as he enters the portal to meet up with Ayanami and pilot EVA-01.

Sequence 2: Post healing scenes, around 2:19:37 - Shinji can be seen floating upward from the red sea after Yui has saved him from sacrificing himself. He still has on the DSS choker.

Shinji floating away from EVA-01, note the DSS choker still on his neck.

Sequence 3: Around 2:21:47 - Shinji is now sitting on the shores of the beach he just floated out of. The sea has turned blue because EVAs no longer exist/impacts never occurred. Note that this is still the Anti-Universe and he is now waiting for Mari to come rescue him. (Sequence 1 and the scene with Ayanami around 2:18:21 when he says "Ms. Mari will come for me" further indicates this). + He still has on the DSS choker.

[Shinji waiting on the shores of the Anti-Universe for Mari.](https://preview.redd.it/qxgy64bnr6i71.png?width=876&a

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Put it on my bill

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says: Two in the pink, one in the TWNK.

I realize none of you have any idea what the pink is, but you should all get familiar with the TWNK. This snack of a stock is currently undergoing a slow melt-up caused by fundamentals: a steady quarters-long COVID-fueled turnaround and more recently a Morgan Stanley upgrade (PT: $16 -> $20) on Sept 21. Since then, it has ignored all indexes and steadily climbed from $16 to an all-time high of nearly $19.

In addition to fundamentals improving, it appears short interest (established mostly in the sub $15 range, at least six months ago) has decided to start the long and arduous task of covering a low-liquidity stock. They probably made a big bet that people were as soy as them and wanted to eat healthier, and somehow COVID would be some sort of reckoning. Well, they ignored the fact the CEO has spent his entire career successfully shilling unhealthy packaged foods... and also ignored the fact this is fucking America: land of the free, home of the snacks. I think bears are now seeing their thesis sucks Ding Dongs and the don't want to wait until Q3 earnings Nov 3-8 to take it up their brownies.

The problem the bears have is liquidity. The ~20m shorted shares, or ~$400m worth, would take 10-15 days to cover at 100% of the current volume. Even a fraction of that would move the price significantly. It appears it already has, as the price has steadily been rising these past few sessions, while estimated SI has been falling. I assume they are trying to get out before earnings. It's not the percent float that is killing them, it's the low liquidity. Oh, yeah, and the company is buying back shares at the same time.

If that doesn't get your fruit pie all wet, consider this: This stock is low-beta and low-volatility:

1. Anybody who shorted this would not have expected it to move up 30% within six months after opening their position.
2. Even though the share price has recently been climbing steadily at about 1.00% to 2.00% per day, this thing has a retardly low ATM IV30 of 35%.
3. Another 10% move in share price would print pretty well. A move to $20+ would be a multibagger for November options. If IV goes up, that's icing.
4. It's squeezed twice before (Jan 28, Early June), and both times it printed.
5. The document below has a lot of words and graphs.

Lastly, as far as I can tell this thing has zero social traction anywhere. I c