Set the gf up perfectly

I was tired and lying in bed, trying to get some motivation to go to the gym when I thought of a great idea to dadjoke the girlfriend

"Hey babe, can you blow on me?"

"Huh? What?"

"Yeah, just blow on me. Twice please."

She gives me a wtf is going look, but humors me anyway and blows some air on my palm

"One more time please"

Suspiciously blows on my palm again

"...Damn, thought that would have worked. Still waiting to catch my 2nd wind!"

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📅︎ Oct 03 2014
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