Paddys Day Puns

What’s Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O’Furniture.

How do you know an Irishman is having fun?

He’s Dublin over with laughter!

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Happy St Paddy’s Day everyone!

Buying some new "Paddy-O" furniture. I'll show myself out.

Because their capital is always Dublin

Because anymore would be too farty.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Paddy O'Furniture!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Patty O'Furniture.

Have a Happy St. Paddy's Day and stay safe!

Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddy’s day. I work in an Irish pub and it’s a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks

A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from a girder..." "Ah, sure, I knows" says Paddy, "twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust."

First one, we were in some really bad St. Paddy's Day traffic. The people around us were honking and getting pissed and cutting each other off. She remarked that "someone's gonna get in an accident...well, in this case it would be an 'on purpose.'"

Second one, we were at the zoo and I pointed out the zebras, saying that I had spotted them. "Uh, don't you mean you striped them?"

Patty O’Furniture