For an number of reason I am unable to go see Eternals at a better theater with a bigger screen, so I'm curious if anyone recently has tried out AMC Pacific Place or Regal Meridian on 7th ave and what your thoughts are. Obviously if Cinerama (RIP) were still around it would be a no-brainer to go there or even IMAX at the PSC. But I'm looking for a "least bad" option between those two given that they re the most walkable.

I used to remember these theaters never showed the same movies. Maybe times have changed. Warcraft Example

These movies are appearing in both theaters. All big blockbusters.

Now You See Me 2

Warcraft

Warcraft 3D

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows 3D

X-Men: Apocalypse

X-Men: Apocalypse 3D

MoviePass wasn't working at Regal Meridian this past weekend. Anyone know if it works now? Also has anyone tried it at Pacific Place without any problems?

Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part three of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part two!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO) | Part 5 (MT-OH)

#Hawai'i

• Home Stadium: Clarence T. C. Ching Stadium, Honolulu (Capacity: 15,000)
• Notable players: Bobby Wood, Antonee Robinson, Alfredo Morales and Dylan Teves
• Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Belize
• Rivals: Guam, American Samoa, California, and Washington state

I guess the concept didn't work

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Hi, any input on my school list would be great! Additionally, I’m interested in schools that have an emphasis on medical humanities.

State/Country of Residence: New York
Ties to other States/Regions: Michigan (childhood + undergrad)
URM?: No
Year in School: Graduated 2021
Undergraduate Degree: Neuroscience and Philosophy of Science
GPA: 3.97 cGPA, ~3.94 sGPA
MCAT Score(s): 513 (129, 124, 130, 130). CARS is my main worry. Because of when I took the exam, I only have one shot to apply to med schools (so I would rather apply to more than less). I do not plan on taking the MCAT even if I do not get into any med schools (biotech would be dope!)
Research Experience: 550+ hours in undergrad and ~3000 hours through my current role
Publications/Abstracts/Posters: 4 poster presentations and acknowledgments on a paper
Clinical Experience: About 750 paid hours from MA and a COVID-related role. 150 hours as a generic hospital volunteer
Physician Shadowing: About 125 hours total with a few surgeons and one FM doctor.
Non-Clinical Volunteering: 600 hours as a mentor for underserved and/or disabled folks
Other Extracurricular Activities: Apparently, I have some mad writing skills that have gotten me some cool awards and experiences
Other Employment History: 750 hours as a Physics TA. 350+ hours as a Sex Ed Educator
Immediate family members in medicine? (Y/N): No (first-generation college)
A specialty of Interest: Optho or ENT - work/life balance is important to me and I like procedural based medicine
Interest in Primary Care (Y/N): Yes
Interest in Rural Health (Y/N): No

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MD -

• Emory
• University of Michigan
• Renaissance School at Stony Brook
• NYU LI
• Albert Einstein (top choice)
• Frank H. Netter Quinnipiac
• Saint Louis University
• SUNY Downstate
• Sidney Kimmel (Jefferson)
• Wayne State University
• SUNY Upstate
• New York Medical College
• Lewis Katz (Temple)
• Jacobs School of Medicine (Buffalo)
• Drexel
• Robert Larner at University of Vermont
• Albany
• Medical College of Wisconsin
• Oakland University William Beaumont
• TCU and UNTHSC
• Michigan State CHM

DO -

• Western University COM Pacific
• Touro (Harlem)
• Michigan State COM
• A.T. Still University SOM - Arizona
• New York Institute of Technology COM
• Philadelphia COM

Maybe List -

• Wake Forest
• Hackensack Meridian
• Zucker School of Medi

Antiquities in America​

​Throughout the entire length and breadth of the country – washed, as it is by the waters of two mighty oceans, and abounding in natural resources – enormous beyond what is impossible to conceive – we find much to admire in the aspect and beauty of nature; and whether we travel from the distant shores of Maine and New Brunswick to the golden sands of California, and the shores of the great Pacific, or from the bright crystal lakes of Minnesota to the orange groves of Florida, we behold throughout the immense extent, the features of nature, grand and beautiful in every form and aspect. The mineralogist, the geologist, the naturalist, the botanist, and even the antiquarian, have all a rich field here.

​​Strange as it may appear, America abounds in antiquities, so extensive, so beautiful and majestic, as to rival those of Thebes and Nineveh. Ruins of ancient cities, of immense extent; fortifications, mounds and pyramids; temples with walls built of hewn stown showing a refined taste in architecture – and adorned with human figures, beautifully executed; large altars ornamented with hieroglyphes, probably giving a record of those who reared them, but which no man has been able to decipher; remains of ancient palaces, with beautiful specimens of sculpture and painting, with many other marks of anceint greatness, prove to us that this is not a new world, but that a powerful empire existed at a very remote period of time, teeming with a population highly skilled in arts, and in a state of civilization far beyond anything we have ben led to conceive of the aborigines, previous to the discovery of the continent by Europeans.

​​The antiquities of America extent from the eastern shores of Maine and Massachusetts to the Pacific, and from the Great Lakes and British dominions, to Peru and La Plata in South America; in fact, throughout the extent of both continents. Immense forests grow over the ruins of large cities, and the gigantic size of the trees, with indications that other generations of trees sprung up and grew before them, proves that the ruins were in existence before the Christian era.

In every portion of the United States interesting ruins have been discovered. In the State of New York have been found sculptured figures of one hundred animals of different species, executed in a style far superior to anything exhibited by any of the existing tribes of Indians. The State of Ohio abounds in ruin

Original post Computershare - A List of all the companies you can invest in by u/New-Consideration420

> "There is a list of all companies but its slow and takes forever to load."

Slow you say? Here is the list of the companies.

Note: This list of companies is likely to be outdated by the time you read this, but as of just before now, this was the list.

reposted complete expanded list here (apparently several of the () empty ticker listings expand into many entries)

• (PVTZZZ) 1ST STREIT OFFICE INC.
• (AIR) AAR CORP.
• (ABT) ABBOTT LABORATORIES
• () ABERDEEN
• (ABM) ABM INDUSTRIES INCORPORATED
• (ACNB) ACNB CORPORATION
• (AYI) ACUITY BRANDS, INC.
• (ADCT) ADC THERAPEUTICS SA
• (AAP) ADVANCE AUTO PARTS, INC
• (WMS) ADVANCED DRAINAGE SYSTEMS INC
• (ADES) ADVANCED EMISSIONS SOLUTIONS INC
• (AMD) ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES INC
• (AEG) AEGON NV
• (AENZ) AENZA S.A.A. - BNYM DR
• (AEP) AEP - AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER
• (AGCO) AGCO CORPORATION
• (A) AGILENT TECHNOLOGIES INC
• (AGYS) AGILYSYS INC
• (AGNC) AGNC INVESTMENT CORP
• (ADC) AGREE REALTY CORPORATION
• (ALK) ALASKA AIR GROUP INC
• (AIN) ALBANY INTERNATIONAL CORP
• (ALCO) ALICO INC
• (ATI) ALLEGHENY TECHNOLOGIES INC
• (ALLE) ALLEGION PLC
• () ALLIANCE BERNSTEIN
• (ALVR) ALLOVIR INC
• () ALLSPRING
• (GOOGL) ALPHABET INC.
• (PINE) ALPINE INCOME PROPERTY TRUST, INC.
• () ALTERITY THERAPEUTICS LIMITED - BNYM ADR
• (MO) ALTRIA GROUP, INC.
• (ACH) ALUMINUM CORPORATION OF CHINA LIMITED - BNYM DR
• (ALXO) ALX ONCOLOGY HOLDINGS INC.
• (AMZN) AMAZON.COM INC
• (ABEV) AMBEV S.A. - BNYM ADR
• (𝐀𝐌𝐂) 𝐀𝐌𝐂 ENTERTAINMENT HOLDINGS INC
• (DIT) 𝐀𝐌𝐂ON DISTRIBUTING COMPANY
• (UHAL) AMERCO
• (AMOV) AMERICA MOVIL, S.A.B. DE C.V.
• (AEL) AMERICAN EQUITY INVESTMENT LIFE HOLDING
• (AXP) AMERICAN EXPRESS COMPANY
• (AFIN) AMERICAN FINANCE TRUST,INC.
• (AMNB) AMERICAN NATIONAL BANKSHARES INC
• (ANAT) AMERICAN NATIONAL GROUP, INC
• (AWR) AMERICAN STATES WATER COMPANY
• (ABCB) AMERIS BANCORP
• (ASRV) AMERISERV FINANCIAL INC
• (ABC) AMERISOURCEBERGEN CORPORATION
• (ADI) ANALOG DEVICES INC
• (ANGPY) ANGLO AMERICAN PLATINUM LIMITED - BNYM DR
• (NGLOY) ANGLO AMERICAN PLC - BNYM DR
• (AU) ANGLOGOLD ASHANTI LIMITED - BNYM DR
• (BUD) ANHEUSER BUSCH INBEV SA NV - BNYM DR
• (NLY) ANNALY CAPITAL MANAGEMENT INC
• (ANNX) ANNEXON, I

1. The 180th meridian cuts through Alaska, making Alaska exist in both the Eastern and Western hemisphere. In a technical sense, Alaska is simultaneously the easternmost and westernmost state.
2. Driving directly south from Detroit, Michigan actually takes you into Windsor, Canada.
3. There are 34 states that have at least 1 town called "Springfield" in them. Just in Wisconsin alone, there are 6 towns called Springfield.
4. The Guinness Book of World Records recognized the Roe River in Montana as the world's shortest river, running just 201 feet.
5. Even though Los Angeles, California is a city on the Pacific coastline, Reno, Nevada actually sits west of Los Angeles.
6. Los Angeles, California and Charlotte, North Carolina both sit on 35 degrees latitude.
7. The most southern point in Alaska (Amatignak) and London, England both sit on 51 degrees latitude.
8. The 5 Great Lakes are technically only 4. Lake Huron and Lake Michigan are actually one continuous lake body, but for some reason we decided to arbitrarily cut them in half and create two different naming conventions for them. We decided to separate them at a 5 mile wide bottle neck area of the lake (referred to as the Strait of Mackinac).
9. Lake Superior is often credited as the largest fresh water lake in the world, but Michigan-Huron actually holds that title if you consider them as 1 single lake.
10. The dispute between New Jersey and New York over the Statue of Liberty has been going on for hundreds of years. How current borders are drawn, Liberty Island is located entirely in New Jersey waters, but New York State claims ownership of most of the land inside Liberty Island.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

You may remember that three years ago, I made this headcanon regarding a nationalized American rail network under the Progressive Party. Since then, I've revised it greatly to make it a bit more realistic.

One thing that doesn't change is that the 2ACW is still averted (I'm mainly going off the Kaiserredux mod here) after George Norris won the 1936 election and righted the boat.

Anywho, let's begin:

Prelude

With Huey Long and Jack Reed satisfied by a relief bill and William H. Murray, leader of the Old Democratic Party, arrested, President Norris turned to other matters. Chief among them was reviewing the United States Army, namely the debate over doctrine; ultimately, Leslie McNair's reforms involving massed artillery strikes was chosen.

Among Norris' priorities, however, was completely restructuring American society. He termed his reforms "capitalism with socialist characteristics", a fancy way of saying "social democracy". His biggest achievement was abolishing the archaic Electoral College, with all future presidential elections decided by the popular vote. But what usually gets lost among his achievements is the reorganization of the entire government.

One of the lesser examples was renaming the various departments to "administrations". For example, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) was renamed the "United States Justice Administration" (USJA), the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) was renamed the "United States Agricultural Administration" (USAA, not to be confused with the United Services Automobile Association), and the United States Department of Transportation (DOT) was renamed the "United States Transit Administration" (USTA).

Formation of the United States Transit Administration

The formation of the USTA coincided with the nationalization of almost all forms of transportation in the United States. Each sub-administration was as follows:

• United States Highway Administration (USHA), responsible for the highway system
• United States Bus Administration (USBA), responsible for all bus services, both city and long-distance
• United States Mass Transit Administration (USMTA), responsible for all streetcar and subway operations
• United States Shipping Administration (USSA), responsible for all trucking and maritime trade, both ocean and river; this included nationalizing United States Lines and Matson, and all

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They just don’t work!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

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My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

He lost May