Oye! Puns

A list of puns related to "Oye!"

What's an "oying"?

This joke...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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"I hate oyings"

"What's an oying?"

"This joke"

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👤︎ u/JazzHandsJames
📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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We came up with the best stripper name for a coworker

His name would be "Dad Joke".

That way he can do lines like,

  • "Don't call me later, call me Dad Joke"
  • "What's this routine about?" "Oh about 15 minutes"
  • "I always avoid the oying at the end of my routine" "Whats an oying?" "The end of this routine!"
  • "I leave my chest super hairy fur protection."
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👤︎ u/Diggitynes
📅︎ Feb 11 2015
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Mexican Granddad joke

Yesterday, my family and I were at a restaurant, where they happened to have a table where they sold candles, shot glasses, and other souvenirs. My grandmother picked up a candle, and my grandpa said: "Oye, son VELAS, no son TOCALAS" basically, in spanish "see them" is the same word as "candles". So he said "They're 'See them' not 'touch them'"

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👤︎ u/Nucleic_Acid
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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