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Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
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It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Background
Walter Dunson was born in or near Marietta, Georgia on July 2nd 1900, although some sources say he was born on July 7th 1900 or list a birth year of 1899. Little is known about his early life and childhood but he entered the armed forces and served in WWI earning a bronze star for bravery. It is believed that Walter "fudged" his birth year so he could enlist a year early at age 17 which is why his birth year is sometimes reported as being 1899 rather than 1900. After the war, Dunson settled in Cincinnati, Ohio. He found employment at an iron foundry beginning in the 1930s where he worked the night shift. Although he never legally married, Dunson fathered 8 or 9 children with several different women. He retired from the foundry in 1970 after 40 years of service.
From then on out, Dunson collected a pension of $140 and social security to live off of. In his retirement years, he was sometimes a visitor at the Drop Inn Center, a homeless shelter now called Shelter House, sometimes even staying there for short stints in 1979 and 1980. He also frequented the Elder Cafe, a local diner and attended Calvary Baptist church in the Walnut Hills neighborhood of the city. Walter was well known at church, where he attended events, had many friends, and volunteered as an usher. Sometime within the years of 1978-1980, Walter moved into the home of his son, Gary Adams, and Garyβs wife at 5725 Wyatt Avenue in Cincinnati. Gary and his wife had lived at the pink and white rental home since at least 1980 and raised two of Garyβs wifeβs sons in the home. Gary also had at least one son of his own named Bryan Byas who stayed with his father and stepmom on and off throughout the 1970s, 80s and 90s.
Disappearance
Some years after moving in with his son and daughter in law, Walter Dunson disappeared. At about 2 pm on Friday, June 5th, 1998 Gary Adams phoned the police to inform them that his nearly 98-year-old father was missing. According to Gary, he took his father to Findlay market, a permanent farmers market and shopping area in Cincinnati's Over the Rhine neighborhood that afternoon. Over the Rhine is a historical German American neighborhood near downtown Cincinnati. It boasts over a million visitors a year and is home to many specialty food shops, stands selling local produce, and amazing architecture.
Gary, who was 41 years old, said that he and his father purchased some produce before Gary stepped into a butcher shop to purchase some meat, but when he
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When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
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So What did 3 say to 8 ?
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I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
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Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
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Nothing, it just waved
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Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
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I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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