[Sharma] Sources confirm to @dennistlin, @PJ_Mooney and me that the full deal is Yu Darvish and Victor Caratini going to the Padres and the Cubs receiving Zach Davies and prospects Reginald Preciado, Owen Caissie, Yeison Santana, Ismael Mena twitter.com/sahadevsharma…
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[Sharma] Sources confirm to @dennistlin , @PJ_Mooney and me that the full deal is Yu Darvish and Victor Caratini going to the Padres and the Cubs receiving Zach Davies and prospects Reginald Preciado, Owen Caissie, Yeison Santana, Ismael Mena twitter.com/sahadevsharma…
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Pt. 2 Featuring Hannah Grose and Owen Sharma :)
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[Sharma] Sources confirm to @dennistlin, @PJ_Mooney and me that the full deal is Yu Darvish and Victor Caratini going to the Padres and the Cubs receiving Zach Davies and prospects Reginald Preciado, Owen Caissie, Yeison Santana, Ismael Mena twitter.com/sahadevsharma…
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Rahul Kohli as Owen Sharma in the Haunting of Bly Manor was pretty hot πŸ˜…
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Mocking of International Figures Like Ben Shabibo, Paul Joseph Watson, Steven Crowder, Sham Sharma, Jordan Peterson, Candace Owens, Piers Morgan, is allowed

This is all In The Words of Kermit the Frog 🐸 "part of the Post Modernist Neomarxist Space Communist Agenda"

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Chris Gethard Presents Podcast 11: Gethard’s Guide to NY Comedy with co-host Justin Linville and guests Maya Sharma, Meg Stalter, and Richie Owens earwolf.com/episode/chris…
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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What happened to WWI veteran Walter Dunson? Did he really disappear in 1998? EXTENSIVE write up on the mysterious case of Walter Dunson

Background

Walter Dunson was born in or near Marietta, Georgia on July 2nd 1900, although some sources say he was born on July 7th 1900 or list a birth year of 1899. Little is known about his early life and childhood but he entered the armed forces and served in WWI earning a bronze star for bravery. It is believed that Walter "fudged" his birth year so he could enlist a year early at age 17 which is why his birth year is sometimes reported as being 1899 rather than 1900. After the war, Dunson settled in Cincinnati, Ohio. He found employment at an iron foundry beginning in the 1930s where he worked the night shift. Although he never legally married, Dunson fathered 8 or 9 children with several different women. He retired from the foundry in 1970 after 40 years of service.

From then on out, Dunson collected a pension of $140 and social security to live off of. In his retirement years, he was sometimes a visitor at the Drop Inn Center, a homeless shelter now called Shelter House, sometimes even staying there for short stints in 1979 and 1980. He also frequented the Elder Cafe, a local diner and attended Calvary Baptist church in the Walnut Hills neighborhood of the city. Walter was well known at church, where he attended events, had many friends, and volunteered as an usher. Sometime within the years of 1978-1980, Walter moved into the home of his son, Gary Adams, and Gary’s wife at 5725 Wyatt Avenue in Cincinnati. Gary and his wife had lived at the pink and white rental home since at least 1980 and raised two of Gary’s wife’s sons in the home. Gary also had at least one son of his own named Bryan Byas who stayed with his father and stepmom on and off throughout the 1970s, 80s and 90s.

Disappearance

Some years after moving in with his son and daughter in law, Walter Dunson disappeared. At about 2 pm on Friday, June 5th, 1998 Gary Adams phoned the police to inform them that his nearly 98-year-old father was missing. According to Gary, he took his father to Findlay market, a permanent farmers market and shopping area in Cincinnati's Over the Rhine neighborhood that afternoon. Over the Rhine is a historical German American neighborhood near downtown Cincinnati. It boasts over a million visitors a year and is home to many specialty food shops, stands selling local produce, and amazing architecture.

Gary, who was 41 years old, said that he and his father purchased some produce before Gary stepped into a butcher shop to purchase some meat, but when he

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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i Karenough to
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-92)!+ Accepting requests every day
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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is Isn't
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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