The military is very punctual so you should be able to witness the flyover from most parts of Austin. There is no need to be alarmed :) The funeral is open to the public.

Edit: it was at 2pm and they were Choppers. Thanks for the support!

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Eastern Michigan vs. Liberty

When: Saturday, December, 18, 05:45 PM Eastern

Where: Hancock Whitney Stadium - Mobile, AL

Watch: ESPN

Odds: Liberty by 9.5 pts.

Total Points: 58.5

All-Time Series : Eastern Michigan vs. Liberty

Eastern Michigan and Liberty have met 1 time since 10/14/1989.

These teams last met 11,752 days (~32 years) ago on 10/14/1989.

Series Wins: Eastern Michigan 0-0-1 Liberty^^†

Longest streak of continuous meetings: 1 (1989-1989).

Liberty has won the most recent meeting (1989) in this series.

Last 1 Meetings

^(Series Comparison Data via Winsipedia)

Through Week 15

^^All ^^rankings ^^reflect ^^the ^^current ^^/r/cfb ^^poll

**[Eastern Michigan](#f/eastern

Each of the past two years, I have written some form of this post. It is a post in which I spend some time looking into what I call “bargain bin” free agent options who could potentially fit the Reds. These are the types of deals that generate little buzz at the time but can often make or break a team’s season at the end of the day. This year, of course, the post comes with a bit more somber tone – and actually a lot more importance – as it seems that bargain bin options are the only options for the Reds this year after two offseasons in which we expected them to spend (and, of course, one in which they actually did and one in which they very much didn’t). As such, I have cast a wider net this year and come up with even more players than usual.

Thus far, we know four main things about the Reds and their offseason: 1) they are cutting payroll (ahem…”aligning resources”); 2) despite this cutting of payroll, they offered SP Andrew Heaney (now the Dodgers’ 1 year, $8.5M man) at least $4M; 3) Sonny Gray is available for trades – and in my mind likely to be moved – but Luis Castillo and Tyler Mahle are not; and, finally, 4) the Reds have needs at backup catcher, a RHH OF, good hitters against LHP generally, and up and down the pitching staff.

I guess, in all, what we can assume about the Reds’ 2022 plans at this point is that they want to compete for the playoffs as much as possible (no comment), but they don’t want to spend extra money to do it (no comment). However, they already offered at least $4M to a bounce-back candidate at a position that is relatively low on the totem pole of needs. So essentially, what I glean from this is that they are willing to spend small sums of money to upgrade the team, but any players making legitimate money will be off the table. Without further ado, I have come up with some cheap options at each position group that I could see the Reds adding to:

Catchers

The catching market is, in a word, bleak. That is less than ideal for a team that has one MLB catcher at the moment (although it could be worse – the Orioles have zero). In the midst of a bleak and shallow market, it is likely that subpar starters get paid like quality starters, and in the tier behind them, quality backups will get signed to be starters. That leaves the cupboard somewhat bare for teams like the Reds who just need a cheap backup option to throw in when Stephenson needs a day off. There are a number of deeply depressing options out there, but I came

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Race Information

• Name: St. Jude Marathon
• Date: December 4, 2021
• Distance: 26.2 miles
• Location: Memphis, TN
• Website: https://www.stjude.org/get-involved/fitness-fundraisers/memphis-marathon.html
• Strava: https://www.strava.com/activities/6343307854
• Time: 3:17:11

Goals

Splits

Preface

The St. Jude marathon is a fundraising event for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital located in Memphis, TN. Not only do they provide incredible help for sick children and their families, they also leave a special footprint in our little city. While today was a PR for me in the marathon, it's much more important to note that this was also a PR for me in terms of fundraising. So far this year I've raised over $2000 for St. Jude! If you're interested in looking for a worthy cause to donate to and are fortunate enough to have something to spare, I'd highly recommend looking at this organization.

This is my third time running the full marathon at St. Jude. You can read my 2018 report here and my 2019 here. To summarize those two reports I had a massive blowup in 2018 because I didn't respect the distance. In 2019, despite some ankle issues that sidelined me for a few months, I managed to run a PR of 3:27 alongside my cousin. I skipped the virtual race in 2020 but had a goal way in advance to break the 3 hour mark.

The race course changed a fair amount this year - most notably in the fact that we no longer run on Riverside drive (which has a great view of the Mississippi River and a challenging little hill), less time spent downtown, and two loops through Overton Park rather than one. I truly love the St. Jude marathon and will run it every single year I have the ability to, but I hope that race organiz

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

What brought me here is the new ruling by the Governor of texas, that private companies can't enforce vaccine mandates. Not going into the politics of it, but I came to this sub to see if I could find Dave's opinion, but most of the top posts seem to be against Dave. I gotta say, I used to love Dave for being a 'true centrist'. I used to tell my mates about him and watch his podcast religiously but, to me, he's turned into such an absolute tool; a completely delusional, Alex Jones style egotist who just lands on the political right of every argument. I can predict his views before I hear his comments on a topic. He used to at least pretend that it was because the 'Overton window had shifted' to make his centrist views seem right-wing, but now he seems to me like a fully fledged right-wing loon. Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with the left or right or conservatism. I just feel like he's gone off the deep end. My immediate impression from this sub is that some of you have had a similar experience with regard to Rubin.

I guess the concept didn't work

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Mathematical puns makes me number

They were cooked in Greece.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.