My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.

His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fibalcurva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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As dads, we love to spoil our kids...

So far, we've already told them that Vader was Luke's father and that Jon Snow didn't really die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poastash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.

The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My wife loves complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.

She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingAdamXVII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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My son walked into the living room only to find me looking around all misty eyed. Reluctantly, he asked, "What's up pop?" I blubbered, "My boy, I really love our furniture..."

"Me and my recliner go way back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers

It’s a wreath of Franklin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalsgt90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Everyone loves our friend Nate.

Even my dyslexic friend thinks he’s neat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tritops2018
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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My wife loves our cats, but they don’t seem to care about her.

The felines not mutual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I write to someone about our mutual love for pasta

He's my penne pal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are

mint to be together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My friend and I really bonded over our love of shoes

I think we're solemates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotbuttbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Like most parents, my wife and I love to watch our beautiful little daughter while she sleeps.

Freaks her husband out though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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I love using our theatre’s trapdoor...

...it’s just a stage I’m going through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess it’s true...

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Wife: Let's toast to our love!

Me: Let's Bruscetta!

Wife: ???

Me: It's toast PLUS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peasantine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I really love setting things on fire, so does my wife and our kid.

The first time he set fire to a building I said "Yep, that's arson".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dezrockkerz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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