VERY HIGH:
1: Nayib Bukele (EL SALVADOR) (71%)
2: Luis Abinader (DOM. REPUBLIC) (67%)
3: AMLO (MEXICO) (64%)
4: Lasso Mendoza (ECUADOR) (64%)
HIGH:
5: Lacalle Pou (URUGUAY) (52%)
MEDIUM:
6: Joe Biden (USA) (42%)
7: Pedro Castillo (PERU) (42%)
8: Juan Orlando Hernández (HONDURAS) (42%)
9: Justin Trudeau (CANADA) (41%)
LOW:
10: Laurentino ''Nito'' Cortizo (PANAMA) (31%)
11: Daniel Ortega (NICARAGUA) (29%)
12: Alberto Fernández (ARGENTINA) (27%)
13: Luis Arce (BOLIVIA) (26%)
14: Nicolás Maduro (VENEZUELA) (25%)
15: Jair Bolsonaro (BRAZIL) (22%)
16: Sebastián Piñera (CHILE) (22%)
17: Alejandro Giammattei (GUATEMALA) (21%)
18: Iván Duque (COLOMBIA) (20%)
VERY LOW:
19: Mario Abdo Benítez (PARAGUAY) (18%)
20: Carlos Alvarado (COSTA RICA) (17%)
SOURCE: Ranking Mandatarios América y el Mundo [Octubre 2021] (consulta.mx)
P.S: >!to Cuba, Puerto Rico, the Guyanas, and the little Carribean Islands, sorry :( !<
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
As of this morning, a leftist candidate in Honduras (of all places) has a real chance to win the coming election. That candidate is Xiomara Castro de Zelaya, the wife of the former president that was ousted in the U.S.-backed 2009 coup.
> She finished second as the vice-presidential candidate for TV personality Salvador Nasralla in 2017, a ticket that lost by 50,000 votes in a disputed vote that reelected President Juan Orlando Hernández. This year, she’s running again and has emerged as the opposition’s best shot at ending the ruling National Party’s 12-year hold on the presidency. Castro’s campaign got a huge lift when Nasralla ended his own campaign on October 13 to back Castro. The smaller Innovation and Social Unity Party also joined the informal alliance endorsing Castro’s bid....
Polls gave Castro a shot even before the backing of Nasralla, who had been running in third. In a September CID-Gallup poll, Castro registered 18% support, not far behind the National Party’s Nasry Asfura at 21%. A few public polls showed Castro leading. In the single-round election, a mere plurality is enough for victory.
Castro is only a moderate leftist, but that is a huge contrast to the current right-wing, neoliberal, narco-state government.
Chile is also having an election around the same time. Leftist Gabriel Boric is leading in the polls, but since the election is certain to go to the second round, anything could happen.
Once again, this is in huge contrast to the right-wing neoliberal president who is now facing impeachment for corruption.
Brazil's election isn't until next year, but the polls show leftist Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva absolutely crushing the current right-wing president Jair Bolsonaro.
Even Colombia appears ready to take a hard left turn in next year's election.
Combine that with moderate socialist governments already in Bolivia, Peru, and Venezuela. Plus moderate leftist governments in Mexico and Argen
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
He lost May
I guess the concept didn't work
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
