Origins Awards Puns

A list of puns related to "Origins Awards"

I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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👤︎ u/scarf_spheal
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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My SO is currently in the process of becoming an Ophthalmologist and she has been woking on jokes for her patients and co workers.... She just made me proud.

SO: Where do Rainbows go when they are bad?

Me: Idk you got me on that one..

SO: They go to Prism......

     *crickets chirping*

SO: but dont worry its just a LIGHT sentence!

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👤︎ u/CameForTheLurking
📅︎ Aug 15 2021
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Coronavirus is now all over the world

But China got it right off the bat.

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👤︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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👤︎ u/TheDisneyDork
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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