A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...

Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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A piece of rope is walking home one day

When a gang robs the rope, tying it into a knot and cutting it up in the in the process. Some horrified onlookers rush over afterwards and ask "Are you ok?"

The rope replies: "I'm a frayed knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Arrr, it's a muteny!

A customer walks into a television shop and witnesses the shopkeeper trapped in a circle of tvs. All the customer can hear is the man whimpering and exclaiming, "I'm sorry, Im sorry; I won't sell any more of you!" The onlooker approaches and notices all of the tvs are displaying nothing but white noise on their screens, and all seem to be on mute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skaebo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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