A list of puns related to "One Woman Army"
This woman is driving to the shops, She stops, gets out of her car, and goes to buy a newspaper.
When she gets back to her car, she realises that she has locked herself out of the car, and the keys are still inside !
She was just starting to panic, when an army truck pulls up, and asks her is she has a problem. She explains that she's locked her keys inside, and can't get in to continue her journey.
One of the squaddies then jumps down from the truck, and start rubbing his leg against the side of the car, and after a few seconds - ping - the door is open !!
She is amazed at this, and asks the squaddie how he did it.
He said,
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"It's because I'm wearing my khaki trousers"
A woman is driving to the shops, She stops, gets out of her car, and goes to buy a newspaper.
When she gets back to her car, she realises that she has locked herself out of the car, and the keys are still inside !
She was just starting to panic, when an army truck pulls up, and asks her is she has a problem. She explains that she's locked her keys inside, and can't get in to continue her journey.
One of the soldiers then jumps down from the truck, and start rubbing his leg against the side of the car, and after a few seconds - ping - the door is open !!
She is amazed at this, and asks the squaddie how he did it.
He said,
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
"It's because I'm wearing my khaki trousers"
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