In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...
It was the right triangle.
I insist that the one-sided wall was invented somewhere in Alabama...
I tried to get my buddy off his one sided workout routine.
It’s a shame, he’s only half the man he could’ve been
I used to think there was nothing I could do about being lob-sided without expensive surgery, but was advised to put ab extra in-sole in one shoe, so...
So we were about to leave a cafe which had one of those two sided open/closed signs on the inside of a glass door...
At this point, the "closed" part was facing us. So I recoiled in horror and exclaimed "the outside's closed! Looks like we're trapped in here".
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
When I was in the mafia I was working as a welder on the side, one day I accidentally welded two crucifixes together.
My boss is going to be so mad when he finds out about this double-cross.
A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”
The other man responds, “You are on the other side of the river.”
Sometimes I lie down and spin to one side
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side. Which side is it?
Whenever I encountered one of life's little traumas, my Dad would take me to one side and say "it could be worse - you could be submerged in water twenty foot down a dark shaft"
Bless him - He meant well
In most places, the right side is considered the right side to drive on. The ones left consider it to be the left.
What do you call a person that only has one side of their body?
One of my dad's favorite jokes: How many sides does a circle have?
2: an inside and an outside.
He was also fond of:
What looks like half a butterfly?
The other half.
My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
Why do the guys at wall street lean to one side?
Why did the redneck only stink on one side?
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?
There's more geese on that side.
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
When you see birds flying in a “v” shape, you’ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?
It’s because there are more birds on that side.
... I’ll see myself out.
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?
Because there’s more birds on that side.
When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on that side
Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?
There's more geese on that side.
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?
There's more birds on that side.
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Because there's more birds in it.
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There’s more birds on one side.
When birds fly in a "V" do you know why one side is longer than the other?
Theres more birds on that side.
Watching geese flying in a V: Do you know why the one side is longer?
Because there are more geese on that side
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
You know how ducks fly in a "V"? Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
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