Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "One Horse"
A sighclops.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
It came in at quarter past four.
Tu-Tu won one too.
It's a cinch!
Your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane.
You'd think it would be Hay! but it's actually neigh.
It's called a unicornea.
A stable genius
a horse with zero horns is an acorn.
Making horse jokes with my flatmate and I'm particularly proud of this one.
He needed an icepack after.
Two reds are better than dun
It had a purple rein.
So, I'm a Spanish professor, and I gave a final exam this morning. One of the last parts was that students had to write a paragraph using reflexive verbs in which they describe their daily routine. Since the class only had nine students in it, I told them that if they wanted to wait, I would grade their exams for them and tell them their class grade.
It was an open-book final exam (11 pages long), so I was in my office, and a graduating senior finished first and gave me her exam. When I got to her paragraph, I saw that she had written in Spanish that every day she woke up, got up, took a shower, got dressed, brushed her teeth, ate breakfast, and then she and her friend Emmy went horseback riding. Now, I knew that she didn't go horseback riding, ever, but that it was vocabulary from the previous chapter. The following conversation ensued:
Me: Horseback riding? Really?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every day?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every single day?
Her: Sí, Señor.
Me: I guess you could call it a stable routine then.
I'm going to have to pony up.
Trotsky! :D
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