Old King Cole Puns

A list of puns related to "Old King Cole"

Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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👤︎ u/fragglet
📅︎ May 07 2019
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A holiday themed joke

I was driving in the car with my daughter when The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole comes on the radio

"Daddy, how do they roast chestnuts?"

"On an open fire, duh"

Cue eye roll and a 9 year old googling the answer

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👤︎ u/minnick27
📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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