A list of puns related to "Oh My G!"
An N. My son. Oh then itβs none. Or you could add a G and itβs gone.
I'm in the car with my 6yr old daughter and she starts asking me "What does this spell, d-o-g?" I answer, "dog". She congratulates me and asks again. "What does this spell? c-a-t" I say "cat". Again, she congratulates me and I asked her "Ok, what does this spell? I-d-o-n-t-k-n-o-w" She is dumbfounded, but you can see her trying. Shes asks a couple of times for me to repeat the letters. She then finally concedes and sadly says "I don't know." I let out a huge, "THAT'S RIGHT! GOOD JOB!" She started laughing and let out a sympathetic "oh daddy."
At my parents house for a family gathering.
My mom: (to my fiancΓ©) You smell great! What are you wearing?
FiancΓ©: oh it's Light Blue D&G, michigandolphin got it for me at christmas. I've been wearing it ever since.
My dad: (pokes his head around the corner) Don't you think it's about time to wash it off?
Grandpa: Just found out that a chicken has more feathers on one side. Lady: Oh yeah? G: Do you know which side? L: Which? G: ... The outside!
(overheard so I had to stifle my groan/chuckle)
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