A list of puns related to "Ogden Hoffman"
The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.
Please find the list below
Understanding Human Sexuality, 11th Edition:Janet Shibley Hyde & John D. DeLamater
Strategic Management: Concepts and Cases,1st Edition: Jeffrey H. Dyer & Paul Godfrey & Robert Jensen & David Bryce
New Perspectives on Computer Concepts 2018: Introductory, 20th Edition:June Jamrich Parsons
The Everyday Writer with 2016 MLA Update, 6th Edition:Andrea A. Lunsford
Shelly Cashman Series Microsoft Office 365 & Word 2016: Intermediate, 1st Edition:Misty E. Vermaat
Writing about Writing: A College Reader, 3rd Edition:Elizabeth Wardle
March's Advanced Organic Chemistry: Reactions, Mechanisms and Structure, 7th Edition:Michael B. Smith
Contemporary Sport Management, 5th Edition: Paul M. Pedersen &. Lucie Thibault
Database Concepts (7th Edition): David M. Kroenke & David J. Auer
Global Shift: Mapping the Changing Contours of the World Economy, 7th Edition:Peter Dicken
Gould's Pathophysiology for the Health Professions, 5th Edition: Karin VanMeter & Robert Hubert
Global Business, 4th Edition:Mike W. Peng
Introduction to Criminal Justice: Systems, Diversity, and Change, 2nd Edition: Callie Marie Rennison & Mary J. Dodge
Essentials of Ecology, 4th Edition: Michael Begon & Robert W. Howarth & Colin R. Townsend
Operations and Supply Chain Management, 9th Edition: Roberta S. Russell & Bernard W. Taylor
Digital Design and Computer Architecture, 2nd Edition: David Harris & Sarah Harris
Manufacturing Engineering and Technology, 7th Edition: Serope Kalpakjian & Stephen R. Schmid
Managing Business Ethics: Straight Talk about How to Do It Right, 7th Edition: Linda K. Trevino & Katherine A. Nelson
International Project Management, 1st Edition:Kathrin Koster
Organizational Behavior, 1st Edition: Afsaneh Nahavandi & Robert B. Denhardt & Janet V. Denhardt & Maria P.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Please find the list below
Drafting Contracts: How & Why Lawyers Do What They Do 2e (Aspen Coursebook): 2nd Edition: Tina L. Stark
Hard Facts, Dangerous Half-Truths, and Total Nonsense: Profiting from Evidence-based Management: Jeffrey Pfeffer & Robert I. Sutton
The Ethics Primer for Public Administrators in Government and Nonprofit Organizations, 2nd Edition: James H. Svara
Citizen Governance: Leading American Communities Into the 21st Century, 1st Edition: Richard C. Box
Handbook of Local Anesthesia, 7th Edition: Stanley F. Malamed
An Invitation to Health, 18th Edition: Dianne Hales
Research Methods for Public Administrators, 6th Edition: Elizabethann O'Sullivan & Gary Rassel & Maureen Berner & Jocelyn Taliaferro
Social Gerontology: A Multidisciplinary Perspective, 10th Edition: Nancy R. Hooyman & Kevin Y. Kawamoto & H. Asuman Kiyak
The Project Manager's Guide to Mastering Agile: Principles and Practices for an Adaptive Approach, 1st Edition: Charles G. Cobb
Theoretical Basis for Nursing, 5th Edition: Melanie McEwen & Evelyn M. Wills
Marketing Management, 3rd Edition: Greg W. Marshall & Mark W Johnston
RealTime Physics: Active Learning Laboratories, Module 3: Electricity and Magnetism, 3rd Edition: David R. Sokoloff & Priscilla W. Laws
Designing and Managing a Research Project: A Business Student's Guide, Third Edition: Michael J. Polonsky & David S. Waller
Business Law: Text and Cases: Legal, Ethical, Global, and Corporate Environment, 12th Edition: Kenneth W. Clarkson & Roger LeRoy Miller & Frank B. Cross
Classroom Management That Works: Research-Based Strategies for Every Teacher, 1st Edition: Robert J Marzano & Jana S Marzano & Debra J Pickering
DAT Prep Plus 2019-2020: 2 Practice Tests + Proven Strategies + Online (Kaplan Test Prep), 1st Edition: Kaplan Test Prep
Managing Information Technology:
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
I tried to expand my top 100 players and rank every survivor player ever through gameplay. They where split into tiers which contained multiple subgroups in them, which is what the spaces inbetween represent. Any player from the Subgroup is interchangeable with any other player in that subgroup as they are close in ability and I am Indecisive. (the exception is Tony, Parvati and Kim which are in the order listed). I Tried to consider both Proven feats and Natural survivor abilities. Obviously I don't remember every pre-merge player, particually from early seasons, so players might be out of order a bit.
Tier 1
1 Tony Vlachos (Cagayan, Game Changers, Winners at War)
2 Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes Vs Villains, Winners at War)
3 Kim Spradlin-Wolfe (One World, Winners at War)
4 Rob Mariano (Marquesas, All Stars, Heroes Vs Villains, Redemption Island, Winners at War)
5 Sarah Lacina (Cagayan, Game Changers, Winners at War)
6 Sandra Diaz-Twine (Pearl Islands, Heroes Vs Villains, Game Changers, Winners at War)
7 Tom Westman (Palau, Heroes Vs Villains)
8 Jeremy Collins (San Juan Del Sur, Cambodia, Winners at War)
9 Cirie Fields (Panama, Micronesia, Heroes Vs Villains, Game Changers)
10 Yul Kwon (Cook Islands, Winners at War)
11 Earl Cole (Fiji)
12 Todd Herzog (China)
Tier 2
13 Natalie Anderson (San Juan Del Sur, Winners at War)
14 JT Thomas (Tocantins, Heroes Vs Villains, Game Changers)
15 Richard Hatch (Borneo, All Stars)
16 Tommy Sheehan (Island of Idols)
17 Amanda Kimmel (China, Micronesia, Heroes Vs Villains)
18 Brian Heidik (Thailand)
19 Sophie Clarke (South Pacific, Winners at War)
20 Russell Hantz (Samoa, Heroes Vs Villains, Redemption Island)
21 Rob Cesternino (Amazon, All Stars)
22 Tyson Apostal (Tocantins, Heroes Vs Villains, Blood Vs Water, Winners at War)
23 Tina Wesson (Australian Outback, All Stars, Blood Vs Water)
24 Wendell Holland (Ghost Island, Winners at War)
25 Domenick Abbate (Ghost Island)
26 Denise Stapley (Phillipines, Winners at War)
27 John Cochran (South Pacific, Caramoan)
28 Jon Dalton (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)
29 Malcolm Freberg (Phillipines, Caramoan, Game Changers)
30 Aubry Bracco (Kaoh Rong, Game Changers, Edge of Extinction)
31 Chris Daugherty (Vanuatu)
32 Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific, Game Changers)
33 Kelley Wentworth (San Juan Del Sur, Cambodia, Edge of Extinction)
34 Stephen Fishbach (Tocantins, Cambodia)
35 Lauren Ashley-Beck (Isla
... keep reading on reddit β‘Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
It was about a weak back.
After all his first name is No-vac
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
Please find the list below:
Davis's Drug Guide for Nurses, 15th Edition: April Hazard Vallerand & Cynthia A Sanoski & Judith Hopfer Deglin
Pediatric Dentistry: Infancy through Adolescence, 6th Edition: Arthur Nowak & John R. Christensen & Tad R. Mabry & Janice Alisa Townsend & Martha H. Wells
Macroeconomics: Principles, Applications, and Tools, 8th Edition: Arthur O'Sullivan & Steven Sheffrin & Stephen Perez
Crafting & Executing Strategy: The Quest for Competitive Advantage: Concepts and Cases, 20th Edition: Arthur Thompson & Margaret Peteraf & John Gamble & A. Strickland
Kozier & Erb's Fundamentals of Nursing, 10th Edition: Audrey T. Berman & Shirlee Snyder & Geralyn Frandsen
Pickard's Guide to Minimally Invasive Operative Dentistry, 10th Edition: Avit Banerjee & Timothy F. Watson
Retail Management, Global Edition, 13th Edition: Joel R. Evans & Patrali M. Chatterjee & Barry R. Berman
The Pancreas: An Integrated Textbook of Basic Science, Medicine, and Surgery, 3rd Edition: Hans G. Beger & Andrew L. Warshaw & Ralph H. Hruban & Markus W. Buchler & Markus M. Lerch & John P. Neoptolemos & Tooru Shimosegawa & David C. Whitcomb
Principles of Accounting, 12th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson
Principles of Accounting, 11th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson
Genetics Essentials: Concepts and Connections, 3rd Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce
Genetics: A Conceptual Approach, 6th Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce
We the People, Essentials 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir
We the People, Core 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir
Renewable Energy: Physics, Engineering, Environmental Impacts, Economic
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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