Oda Nobutomo Puns

#Chapter 3: 1st Stage

Playable: Nagamasa Azai

Notable Enemies: Nobunaga Oda, Oichi, Nō, Yoshinari Mori, Toshiie Maeda, Katsuie Shibata, Hideyoshi Hashiba, Hanbei Takenaka, Tsuneoki Ikeda, and Sandayū Momochi

##Exposition

Much time had passed since Nagamasa's collaborative effort to invade Mino alongside the Oda, and many of the notable clans of the age were beginning to fall and give rise to new heroes.

Among those were Nobunaga Oda who finally achieved his goal of defeating Tatsuoki Saitō and acquiring Mino. Knowing that marching into the Capital was Nobunaga's end goal, Nagamasa prepared to renew his alliance but was met with much opposition from those around him.

##Conditions:

{Victory} Defeat Nobunaga Oda. ;
{Defeat} Nagamasa Azai or Hisamasa Azai withdraws.

##Battleground

> ★ represents the Commander
> · represents reinforcements
> ↑ represent stat-boosted officers
> * represent extra health bars

###{Azai-Asakura Army}

Nagamasa Azai ★

Hisamasa Azai ★

Yoshikage Asakura ↑

Mitsuhide Akechi ↑ [Defeated]

Toshimitsu Saitō [Defeated]

Shikanosuke Yamanaka [Defeated]

Kageakira Asakura [Defeated]

Kiyosada Amenomori [Defeated]

Kiyotsuna Akao [Defeated]

Tsunachika Kaihō [Defeated]

Naotsune Endō [Defeated]

Kazumasa Isono [Defeated]

Naoyori Shindō [Defeated]

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###{Oda Army}

· Nobunaga Oda * ↑ ★

· Oichi * ↑ [Withdraws after losing a health bar]

Yoshinari Mori * ↑↑ [Loses buff after the Obj. timer runs out.]

Nō ↑

Katsuie Shibata

Tsuneoki Ikeda

Toshiie Maeda * [Withdraws after losing a health bar]

Hideyoshi Hashiba * [Withdraws after losing a health bar]

· Hanbei Takenaka

· Sandayū Momochi

· Nobuhiro Oda ↑

· Nagamasu Oda ↑

· Nobukane Oda ↑

· Nobuharu Oda ↑

· Nobuoki Oda ↑

· Morinari Ando

· Ittetsu Inaba

· Bokuzen Ujiie

· Koroku Hachisuka

· Hidenaga Hashiba

· Shigenori Takenaka

· Nobutomo Mizuno

Nagahide Niwa

Kazumasa Takigawa

Gyūichi Ōta

Shinsuke Mori

Sadakatsu Murai

Koheita Hattori

Narimasa Sassa

Nagachika Kanamori

Yūan Takei

Mitsuharu Fuwa

Masahisa Sakai

Yoritaka Hachiya

Nobumori Sakuma

Saizō Kani

##[OBJECTIVES]

> Obj. 1: Defeat Toshiie Maeda, Nobumori Sakuma, and Saizō Kani to prevent Kiyosada Amenomori and Naotsune Endō from being taken out.

> Obj. 2: Defeat Hideyoshi Hashiba and Sadakatsu Murai to gain

Just had some low-effort ideas for alternate perspective stages we should have got in SW5. We didn't get enough exposure to other clans tbh.

Muraki garrison (Imagawa)- Playable: Yoshimoto, Motonobu, Sena

Allied army: Yoshimoto Imagawa, Motonobu Okabe, Sena, Yasutomo Asahina, Naomori Ii, Yasuyoshi Asahina, Masatsuna Okabe, Sessai Daigen, Ujitoshi Sena, Ujimoto Katsurayama, Arishige Asakura, Masatoshi Azai Reinforcements: Shingen Takeda, Masakage Yamagata, Nobufusa Baba, Masatoyo Naito, Masanobu Kosaka

Notable enemies: Nobunaga Oda, Noh, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Toshiie Maeda, Katsuie Shibata, Oichi, Mitsuhide Akechi, Toshimitsu Saito, Yoshitatsu Saito, Tadakatsu Honda, Hanzo Hattori.

Nagaragawa (Saito) - Playable: Yoshitatsu, Hanbei, Toshimitsu, Yoshimoto

Allied army: Yoshitatsu Saito, Hanbei Takenaka, Toshimitsu Saito, Mitsuhide Akechi (defects), Yoshimoto Imagawa, Ittetsu Inaba, Morinari Ando, Bokuzen Ujiie, Hironari Hineno, Saizo Kani, Mitsuharu Fuwa, Dengo Fujita, Yasutomo Asahina, Sessai Daigen, Naomori Ii, Motozane Abe. Reinforcements: Ieyasu Tokugawa, Sena

Notable enemies: Dosan Saito, Nobunaga Oda, Mitsuhide Akechi, Noh, Katsuie Shibata, Toshiie Maeda, Oichi.

Echizen (Awaya) - Playable: Hisahide Matsunaga

Allied army: Hisahide Matsunaga, Saburo Awaya, Hisamichi Matsunaga, Tomokiyo Ebina,

Notable enemies: Yoshikage Asakura, Mitsuhide Akechi, Toshimitsu Saito, Nagamasa Azai, Magoichi Saika, Shikanosuke Yamanaka, Yoshiaki Ashikaga, Fujihide Mitsubuchi.

Ino (Nobuyuki)- Playable: Nobuyuki Oda, Katsuie Shibata, Oichi

Allied army: Nobuyuki Oda, Katsuie Shibata, Oichi, Hidesada Hayashi, Mimasakanokami Hayashi, Sukenojo Kamata, Sakoyoshin Tomino, Juzo Hashimoto, Shingo Tsunoda Reinforcements: Yoshitatsu Saito, Hironari Hineno, Ittetsu Inaba

Notable enemies: Nobunaga Oda, Toshiie Maeda, Noh, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Hideyoshi Hashiba, Mitsuhide Akechi, Tadakatsu Honda, Hanzo Hattori

Okehazama (Tokugawa, taking inspiration from SW1)- Playable: Ieyasu, Hanzo, Tadakatsu

Allies: Ieyasu Tokugawa, Hanzo Hattori, Tadakatsu Honda, Tadatsugu Sakai, Mototada Torii. Reinforcements: Sandayu Momochi

Notable enemies: Nobunaga Oda, Hideyoshi Hashiba, Noh, Oichi, Katsuie Shibata, Toshiie Maeda - Yoshimoto Imagawa, Sena, Motonobu Okabe

Okehazama (Imagawa- ends in Yoshimoto's death) Hanzo, Tadakatsu, Sena, Motonobu

Allied army: Yoshimoto Imagawa, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Sena, Hanzo Hattori, Tadakatsu Honda, Motonobu Okabe, Yasutomo Asahina, Naomori Ii, Motozane Abe, Ujimoto Katsu

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Buenosdillas

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Why

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

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I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

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