From my 5 year old: "You're pointless..."

...because you're not a triangle!

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Don’t ever argue with triangles

They’re either too obtuse or think they’re always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katmio1
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What do you do if you are cold?

Go to the corner because it is 90 degrees

Edit: It just feels so right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFrostintheBox
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I had an argument with a 90 degree angle……

Turns out it was right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
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Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90Β°

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I've come to realize I've never liked or hated angles.

They're almost right about 89% of the time. But after learning about them to a degree , I think they're al-right

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What has the most power of all school supplies?

The ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HughMungusThot
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"She was being obtuse." reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikemustard
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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?

They’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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Why was the math teacher late to work?

She took the rhombus

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I made snow angle today...

I maintain it was acute one, even though my wife said I was obtuse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Science puns make me numb

But math puns make me number.

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I saw a protractor riding a Harley today

It was a member of Hells Angles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LabMan_Consulting
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What makes triangles the worst shape?

…they are too obtuse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle4523
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I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.

Now it’s a wrecked angle.

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We're having some guests on Christmas, so we decided to get them stockings to hang with ours. We went to a store where they have a display of stockings with monogram letters. Contrary to what the song says...

There were lots of L's.

[I pulled this one on my wife as we were rummaging through the display looking for the right letters for our guests' first names. I was afraid the joke was too obtuse, but bright girl that she is, she got it right away. She gave me a wonderful eye roll and said, "You had to go there, huh?" Our kids are in college now so we're empty-nesters, but I can still have a proud dadjoke moment sometimes.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostDisjoint
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To everyone freezing their asses off in Texas

Go stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/O_P_S
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Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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This guy just approached me and won’t leave me alone until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I don’t know what his angle is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.

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Cute
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My daughter told me she was really cold today

I told her to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditstrawberry7
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A British mathematician was fishing for complements.

He was a right angler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellsatrjokes
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I hate it when kids these days write β€œangle” instead of β€œangel.”

They are just trying to be edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My son told me he was cold...

So I said β€œGo sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees over there.”

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How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

There their, they’re there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strongpillow
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Why did the line go to the gym?

Because it wanted to get in shape.

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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

  16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

  17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

  18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

  20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

  21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvestWithArihant
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Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?

Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wnlm
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I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.

Looks like I finally did something right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
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For the geometry enthusiasts.

I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchUser900
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Used a nerdy dad joke to flirt with the popular girl in high school.

Me (Mr. Nerdy Smooth): You know you're less than 90 degrees?

Popular Girl: Because I'm acute?

It was at that moment I knew I had to marry her. We'll be married 11 years next month. :)

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How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
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My Dad will be telling Dad Jokes till the end...

Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...

Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.

My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...

The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.

Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloatyMcBoatface
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My dad is just too funny!

Today I told my father that I was cold. His response was to go stand in a corner. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why he said such.

His response:

Corners are 90 degrees!

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People never listen to my triangle jokes

They always do a complete 180.

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Some triangles just can't be reasoned with. upsidedowngrin.com/collec…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/upsidedowngrincom
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Say what you will about Angler's...

I think they have an obtuse personality

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I didn't care for the Anglican church...

The people I met were quite obtuse, and their punishments for sins are too acute.

But they might be right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrBELDING69
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Someone told me 91 degrees was hot...

But that's just obtuse.

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I didn't even know he knows geometry...

I got home after failing an algebra exam and I told my dad "I'm gonna get acute depression if I see a proof one more time."

He said to me "You would get obtuse depression if you were doing the math we did in my days."

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanruvi
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I was taking notes for my boss for potential future employees, personally I would like to keep this guy around.

Interviewee: "I have a an obtuse persona,"

Boss: "Oh, how so?"

Interviewee: "My back hunches forward, so I can't stand up straight"

I instantly "unprofessionally"chuckle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-dudeomfgstfux-
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And lo, an angel appeared unto the prophet Isaiah, and said:

Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"

Isaiah: "Uh... what?"

And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.

Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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Exchange I just had with my best friend.

Her: "What's wrong with weird?" Me: "He's not a cute weird......he's obtuse weird. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? SEE?" Her: "I don't catch your angle."

I love her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mccostco
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What's the best way to flirt with a math teacher?

You use acute angle. However, I'm probably just being obtuse.

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