As pessoas estão sempre definindo metas/necessidades pra chegar em uma vida "feliz". Parei pra pensar um pouco e percebi que talvez eu nunca tenha conhecido alguém feliz e satisfeito com a vida.
Obviamente a maioria das pessoas passam por necessidades monetária, psicológica, afetiva e afins. Mas talvez também seja algo natural do ser humano sempre buscar mais quando chegam nas suas metas.
Isso me faz pensar se eu vou estar completo quando atingir meus objetivos ou se vou simplesmente começar a desejar mais e mais pra me sentir pleno.
Existem pessoas que acumulam fortunas e não gastam 1/10 disso em vida, pessoas que buscam ser reconhecidas/deixar um legado e confundem isso com a fama(que pode trazer consequência psicológicas), pessoas que têm pressa em estabelecer uma "família", acham que isso é necessário pra ter sucesso na vida e acabam presos a um relacionamento frustrado.
Enfim, voltando pro questionamento do título: você é ou conhece alguém totalmente satisfeito com a vida que leva?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Bom, esse post é inspirado nesse comentário. Foi feito através de uma pesquisa individual, que não contempla tudo, mas tenta pincelar pontos importantes da história dos treinadores estrangeiros no Brasil. Eu decidi transformar em algo maior porque tirei algumas conclusões dela durante a montagem que nos ajudam a entender um pouco mais o cenário do futebol brasileiro atual.
Antes de começar, quero só deixar claro que minhas maiores referências são do eixo RIO-SP não com o intuito de perpetuar aquela velha ideia preconceituosa, mas pelo contrário, usar dessa perpetuação pra entender os movimentos dos times e da mídia (mas eu vou sempre passar por outros times de estados variados e isso será mencionado). Ainda assim, talvez eu tenha mais referências do eixo por causa do meu time, peço desculpas por isso. Outro ponto será as exceções à regra que provavelmente vão tirar de evidência algum grande treinador, também peço desculpas por isso.
Era não profissional/semiprofissional (1900 – 1933)
Aqui eu vou passar rapidamente, mas o livro “A História do Campeonato Paulista” por exemplo, só passa a mostrar treinadores a partir de 1933 na ficha técnica e alguns lugares que eu li falavam que o capitão era o treinador. O que mostra que o negócio devia ser meio bagunçado ainda nessa época.
Dos técnicos brasileiros, a grande maioria (senão a totalidade) teria alguma identidade com relação ao clube que treinaram. Por exemplo, Amílcar Barbuy, o primeiro jogador do Corinthians a jogar na seleção, Carlito Rocha, ídolo e criador do Biriba pelo Botafogo, Urbano Caldeira no Santos, descendentes de italianos no Palmeiras, os “ground committees” do Flamengo e do Grêmio...
Dos estrangeiros, alguns tinham relação com a identidade do clube também, mas acho que vale a pena mencionar o uruguaio Ramón Platero como representante da influência uruguaia, que além de treinar a seleção brasileira – sendo o primeiro estrangeiro a fazer isso – passa 20 anos (1919 – 1940) treinando quase todos os 4 grandes de Rio e SP (menos o Corinthians). Ele treinou Flamengo e Vasco ao mesmo tempo (porque o Vasco jogava a segunda divisão do campeonato carioca), aí no fim da temporada, ele exige algumas ideias que com certeza ajudaram a desenvolver o futebol aqui: um lugar pra fazer concentração e aparelhos de atividade física. O Flamengo não topa, mas o Vasco sim, ele acaba ficando só n
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Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.
