Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Obadiah Williams"
https://boards.fireden.net/co/thread/126784778/#126784778
> >Not a direct adaptation of the comic storyline.
>
>>Rhodes retired from piloting the War Machine armor after Stark’s death, but returns to action to stop terrorists armed with stolen Stark tech.
>
>>Justin Hammer is recruited as a consultant and offered a pardon if he helps Rhodes. His role is similar to Zemo in THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER.
>
>>Supporting characters include Bethany Cabe, a NSA agent working with Rhodes; Dr. Glenda Sandoval, Rhodes’ childhood friend and love interest; Parnell Jacobs, Rhodes’ childhood friend who is now a weapons dealer; and Jake Oh, a young soldier who becomes Rhodes’ protégé.
>
>>The main villain is Zeke Stane, Obadiah Stane’s son. Supporting villains include Edwin Cord, a weapons manufacturer and Zeke’s employer; Sunset Bain, a corrupt politician affiliated with Cord; and Edward March, Cord’s enforcer who operates the Firepower armor.
>
>>Riri Williams, Happy Hogan and Sharon Carter will make appearances.
>
>>The series will explore both Rhodes’ origins and how he met Stark as well as his disability and how it impacted his life and career.
>
>>Colman Domingo is eyed for a role, either Jacobs or March.
Previous projects have had to be archived due to character limit, which can now be found here!
#Please Note: This post has been updated, new version can be found here
Additions since posting
#Legends - 8th January 2021
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
#Assembled
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.
This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.
##Episodes
There are so many players who aren’t the first of thier names (and a handful who named thier kid after them). Is this a record for the NBA or sports in general because it seems wild. Here are some examples after a quick search through some rosters (I’m sure there’s some missing)
Russell Westbrook III
Wardell Stephen Curry II
Terry Rozier III
Micheal Porter II
Hyland DeAndre Jordan II
Kevin Porter II
Larry Nance II
LeBron James I
Anthony Davis II
Paul George II
Perry (PJ) Dozier II
Gary Payton II
Otto Porter II
PJ Washington II
Tim Hardaway II
Glen Robinson III
Jaren Jackson II
Kenyon Martin II
Obadiah Toppin II
Anthony (TJ) Warren II
Wesley Matthews II
Gary Trent II
Kevin Knox II
Jayson Tatum I
Timothy (TJ) McConnell II
John Collins III
Kelly Oubre II
Troy Brown II
Rodrick (RJ) Hampton II
Ben McLemore III
Marcus Morris I
Dennis Smith II
Lonnie Walker IV
Robert Williams III
David Duke II
Rowan (RJ) Barrett II
Marvin Bagley III
Scott Barnes II
Derrick Jones II
Anthony Leon (PJ) Tucker II
Wendell Carter II
Frank Kaminski III
It seems crazy that 10+% of the 400+ players in the league have this. I’ve only met a few “juniors” in my life
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Amy
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
#Please Note: This post is no longer being updated. A new update will be posted after What If...? has wrapped
#Legends - 8th January 2021
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
#WandaVision - 15th January 2021 (9 Episodes)
###Status: Streaming
Platform: Disney
^(Working Title: Big Red)
##Synopsis
The very first Marvel Studios series on Disney+, and the first content of Phase 4. With 9 episodes, this series explores the powers and capabilities of two of the most powerful heroes of the MCU, as well as their relationship and new marriage through the medium of various sitcoms throughout the decades, whilst also dealing with Vision's sentience, after being killed when Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, only to be brought back by Thanos with the Time Stone and killed again when the Titan ripped the Mind Stone from his head.
##Links
Following directly on from Avengers: Endgame, the series pulled in characters from all over the MCU, specifically Darcy Lewis from Thor and Thor: The Dark World, Jimmy Woo from Ant-Man and The Wasp and Monica Rambeau from Captain Marvel.
Elizabeth Olsen will transition from this series into >!Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!<, while Monica Rambeau will go from this series into >!The Marvels!<.
##Crew
Director: Matt Shakman (The Boys, Game of Thrones)
Cinematographer: Jess Hall (Hot Fuzz, 30 Minutes or Less)
Head Writer: Jac Schaeffer (Black Widow, The Hustle)
##Cast
#Please Note: This post is out of date. It has been updated
Updates & Additions
#Legends
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
