I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.
Her name is Dee.
If you missed the special NYE this time, just wait for two years.
Because 2022 is 2020, too.
How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?
All of them
I waited all night at the NYE party.
But Bill Nye never showed. The surprise party was ruined.
Happy Bill NYE everyone!!! vignette3.wikia.nocookie.…
I read a Shower Thought today that said that if I get a Bachelor's Degree in Science, then I'm techinally science guy like Bill Nye
But I call B.S. on that
*a
I hear there aren't enough bathrooms for the NYE celebration in Time Square.
They really dropped the ball on that one.
My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
i present to you, Nye-an cat! imgur.com/gallery/Hk5pxeq
Bill Nye is one of us amazon.com/Undeniable-Evo…
I'm going to make my SO raise his left leg right before midnight on NYE
So that way we can start off on the right foot.
Dad told this one before heading out for NYE
Dad: Where are you going?
Me: Celebrate new year with my friends.
Dad: Please be back before next year.
Happy New Year Dads!
Dads, remember NYE protocol.
- Wait till 11:59.
- Say, "See you next year!"
- Turn your back on person.
- Turn back a minute later.
- "Heeeeey there!"
If we stick to this, I'm sure we can have a great new year!
I told my dad about the creationist/evolutionist debate with Bill Nye...
"6,000 years? Willie Nelson is older than that! They should know better!"
I just found out that Bill Nye is just his stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
Today I found out that Bill Nye is a stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
Today I found out what Bill Nye’s formal name is.
It’s William New Years Eve.
