Idiots probably don't know the spelling of nevermained
Too many cheetahs
Leather is “rated” based on its texture.
Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated “A”. But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D Hide-Rated.
... and it never gets old!
It's days are numbered.
Neil deGasse-Titan.
They usually sing in Neptunes
He lost his Olive Oyl.
But it just made my oatmeal worse.
My five year old just came running upstairs, and he said “Dad, I’m hungry!”
My eyes immediately lit up, but with a quickness I could only be proud of, he added: “my name isn’t hungry, I would just like something to eat.”
He is catching on.
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TLDR; I wanted to say Sir Lancelot
Nvm, you've probably herd it before
It was a see food restaurant.
Nvm… it’s way over your head.
They're both a little bit better with Cream
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practicing it a lot.”
- Who's there?
- Chinese newspaper.
- Chinese newspaper who?
Nvm I shouldn’t spread it.
Nvm I don't think it would quack you up.
Nvm, not from Alabama
Did you hear about that black hole? Nvm. It doesn't matter anyway
This is a pretty OAKay sentence, it may need some SPRUCEing up tho. Dang I need to start branching out with this stuff
Nvm I can't remember but it was too funny!
Nvm, it's over your head.
Nvm it’s to cheesy
