Notre Dame Cathedral Puns

A list of puns related to "Notre Dame Cathedral"

No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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Quasimodo is suing Notre Dame Cathedral for the damage to his back from all the Bell-ringing.

I think he might be getting a big lump sum.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why is the Internet so spotty in the Notre Dame Cathedral?

Because of the Quasi-modem.

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👤︎ u/Death_By_Sexy
📅︎ Jan 29 2016
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No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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