Non Centrifugal Cane Sugar Puns

A list of puns related to "Non Centrifugal Cane Sugar"

Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.

It's a viscous cycle.

My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.

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👤︎ u/nemo_sum
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.

He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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In Mexico, Coca Cola is made with cane sugar...

I guess you could call it "Coke-cane."

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👤︎ u/DefinitelyNotABot01
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?

Jerry can

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👤︎ u/reggin121
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Friend: "Hey that's a pretty sweet walking stick!"

Me: "Thanks! I covered it in cane sugar!"

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👤︎ u/masterredmage
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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That's not juice...

Me: Ugh, you guys should have bought juice.

Dad: There's juice right there. Points to Pepsi

Me: ...

Dad: Sugar cane juice.

Me: -.-

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👤︎ u/bitbee
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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