Why does no one know where the pirate hid their treasure?

Because it's a seacret

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowlz13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you know there’s a law stating no one living within 5 miles of a cemetery can be buried there?

Because they’re living

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DronePilotNYC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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No one knows for sure how many Covid cases there are...

but WHO IS counting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frago242
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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No one knows what a dinosaur sounds like.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttcity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Will the new decade bring fortune or disaster? No one knows yet.

Hindsight will be 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?

Because it's a gray area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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No one knows the best pen producer...

And Schneider do I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmartOnReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My friend Victor recently changed his last name to β€œE”, but no-one knows why…

He’s become a Mister E…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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If the Vegas Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup, no one will ever know

Cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Mulligan-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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No one really knows if they're immortal or not

But people are dying to find out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoppiiLlama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Everyone knows Mona Lisa, but no one seems to care about her husband.

He is completely out of the picture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I know no one asked for it, but here is my two cents on Donald Trump being elected

http://imgur.com/a/1w50T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senor-scholls
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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No one knows history anymore...

It's a thing of the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machewwy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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You know why no one can remember being in the womb?

Because of the amnesia-atic fluid.

>Guaranteed current dad and soon to be grandpa joke as I just overheard my dad inform my brother and his pregnant wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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You know why no one ever talks about pencils?

Because the point has already been made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunnerJohnny24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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'Hey kids, did you know no one living around here is allowed to be buried in that cemetery?'

'Why not?'

'Because they're not dead yet'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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You know no one ever teaches a shoe lace to tie itself

Yeah I guess you could say they're self taut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiberybobX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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