It was time for a Switch.
Kid’s of all ages love playing with their Wee Wii.
After a little while, they started to argue because one was bored with the game.
"Hey, bud, maybe you should do something else for a while. I think you've had too much ennui."
Anything you say as you're going down the slide is what you will land in.
The Irishman goes first.
"A POT OF GOLD!" he yells as he slides down and he lands in a pot of gold.
The Welshman goes next.
"POT OF DIAMONDS!" he yells just as loud as the Irishman and he lands in a pot of diamonds.
The Englishman goes next, but he's been on the drink, so he stumbles his way up the slide, then, as he begins his journey down the slide, he yells, "WEEEEE!"
Any time my son groans or sighs, I consider it a win. When I came home from work today, he asked if I had an email from Club Nintendo, as he was waiting for a redemption code. I did and I printed it for him.
I handed it to him and showed him the Wii U code was on one page, and the 3DS code was on the other.
He looked at it and said, "That's odd"
I replied "No, it's even. There are two pages."
-pause-
Son sighs. Loudly.
Walking through town with my daughter who has been asking for a Nintendo Wii for a long time.
Daughter asks for one because she got a good report.
No.
Asks for one if we see it on sale.
No.
Asks for one if she does all her chores for 3 months straight.
No.
Asks for an early birthday present.
I crack. "Ok honey, I'll take you for a wii"
Arrive at public toilets and tell her to go and get one.
"You're not funny dad"
