Ninety Five Puns

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Customer was a dad.

So at the cafe that I work at, we have these punch cards, where, when you buy ten drinks, you get a free one. This customer rolls up through our drive through and this happens:

Customer: "Can I get a large white mocha with whip?"

Coworker: "Sure thing! That will be $3.95 today."

Customer: pulls out full punch card "You mean FREE ninety five?"

Oh my god.

Edit: I acedentally a word

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👤︎ u/adamjensen896
📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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Went to the grocery store. The cashier must've been a dad.

He says "That will be five hundred and ninety-eight pennies." After my friend and I smiled, he followed it up with, "when you say it that way, it just makes sense." (cents)

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👤︎ u/lamblikeawolf
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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