To start out, my wife and I just created this Reddit to be able to share stories of some of our sexual escapades. We are by all outward appearances a conservative normal couple, but behind closed doors we have a pretty crazy and erotic sex life together. I made the comment recently after an amazing night of hot sex: "that's the kind of sex I wish I could tell people about". Unfortunately due to our professions, outwardly conservative lives, etc... We can't just open up and tell our friends about some of these things. So... We created this account. If your reading, please know and understand, we aren't professional writers and we aren't looking for comments critiquing our grammar or sentance structure. We just want to share our stories of our sex life because it turns us on to do so. Hope you enjoy this 100% true story from the other night.
After my wife and I got the kids to bed I made us a couple drinks. Whiskey and Coke are our drinks of choice. I sat down on the couch and she went into the bedroom to change. She walked out wearing one of my favorite tight silk nighties and a tiny little thong. She looked so sexy. The nightie clung tightly to her amazing body. After two kids, it is ridiculous how amazing her body is. She is an athletic 5'7, 125 pounds. Amazing tight stomach, 32c tits that are incredibly perky and not sagging at all, and an ass that goes perfectly with the rest of her body. Not huge, but by no means flat. Best of all... she has a pussy to die for. It's amazing how tight she is after kids. It defies logic, but I'm not complaining. She in my mind has the most amazing body I've ever seen. She knows exactly what she does to me and loves teasing me relentlessly. Needless to say, my dick started bulging in my shorts right away and it was impossible to hide. I'm not the biggest out there, but at just over 8 inches and decently thick, I'm definitely proud of what I carry and needless to say, it was impossible to hide at this point. I couldn't help but slide my hand in and start pumping it. She just smirked at me and sat down.
We sat there and enjoyed the opportunity to relax and unwind after another crazy week with everything going on. We sipped on our drinks, watched one of our favorite shows and every now and then we would make out with eachother, allowing our hands to explore all over. After a couple drinks and continuously getting more and more horny, we decided to watch one of our favorite erotic videos. We haven't
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Dont know if this is the proper subreddit, dont really care either. I just wanted to tell someone about whats going on in my life. Hope you all have a wonderful night!
Why am I like this?
Hopefully the porn-esque title caught some of yβall attentions.
Iβve found it quite difficult to get into fiction novels, if a book doesnβt make me want to explore itβs universe basically in the first chapter I lose interest. But when Iβm enthralled I just wonβt stop reading. And I love this sub so Iβm hoping you guys can hit me with some recommendations on a book featuring a twisted genius.
Quick background on some books Iβve enjoyed and not enjoyed off the top of my head to hopefully provide some direction in recommendations.
Iβm Currenly Hitting ->
- The Blade Itself - Only a couple chapters in, and itβs strange and unique I canβt seem to put it down.
Boner ->
- Hunger Games - It was a while ago so I canβt remember specifics but thoroughly enjoyed
- The Magicians series - Ho-ly tits blew my fucking ass apart and showed me the power of and made me fall in love with fiction
- Enderβs Game - Couldnβt put this book down at all, really showed me a lot of insight to human nature that I wasnβt expecting
Flaccid Penis (might ruffle some feathers with these, granted Iβve barely read enough of these books for you to take my opinion as a fair assessment) ->
- The Martian - Writing style wasnβt captivating
- Game of Thrones - Too many fucking characters and places to keep track of
- American Gods - No idea what the hell was going on, got bored
Bonus points if extremely dark and fucked up shit happens both to and by the main character, and more bonus points if the book is part of a series.
She lies there completely still while stifling a quick giggle as he, delicately, runs his fingers through her hair and begins gently caressing her shoulders. Softly, he kisses the nape of her neck and her body ignites with pleasure. She lets out a low sigh as the warmth of his breath against her moist skin sends shivers up and down her spine. Each touch lulls her into such a state of euphoria she believes that at any moment, sheβll explode from the inside out. She groans as he presses himself against her and, playfully, tickles the inside of her thighs.
She loved these nights; when he would come home late, completely undress before tiptoeing up the stairs, slowly enter the room where heβd knew sheβd be waiting and without turning on the lights or saying a word, he would slide in beside her and ravish her from behindβit was exhilarating, provocative, and yet, a bit dirty.
Sheβs almost panting when he starts nibbling on her ear. When she feels his grip tighten, tiny beads of sweat begin gliding into the chasm of her breasts.
Now the fun is about to begin!
Halfheartedly, she reaches for the lamp on the nightstand.
βWhat the Hell?β She hears him exclaim as soon as the lights come on. She turns her head upwards and meets his gaze. His eyes are brimming with tears. They both stare at the mangled, blood soaked body lying in a heap across the room.
βWhat did you do?β He whimpers, but suddenly falls back as a firestorm of pain bursts through his abdomen. He looks down and screams in horror when he sees the large butcher knife protruding from his stomach. Completely terror-stricken and going into shock, he stumbles off the bed and collapses onto the floor.
As he lie there, gasping for air, his life slowly ebbing away, she leans over him and whispers in his ear, βI told you I wasnβt satisfied with being the other woman.β
"Technology" is such a broad term so I'll narrow it down a bit: I love helping people learn about about websites, whether it is building them (e.g. HTML/CMS), optimizing them (e.g. SEO) or marketing them (e.g. social media).
I'm not that interested in "freelancing" or coding pages for people, I want to give them the knowledge to do it themselves. I suppose the following quote sums up my belief the best:
> Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
