The toucan once faced fierce competition in it's ecological niche.

Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iep6ooPh
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Taken today, March 15th imgur.com/qWpjVgJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesdp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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What did 2n+1 say to 2n?

I literally can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plainrane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My realtor asked me how I felt about the defects in the finish trim in my new home.

I said I'll be coping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chilldabpanda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...

Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I see Sean Connery has found his niche!

She was in the back garden talking to his nephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover_geek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What philosopher appealed to only a small, select group of people?

Friederich Niche!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable are your averages.

The N’s justify the means.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophers’ names

Glad I found my Nietzsche niche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why does the guitarist for Megadeth always carry a tide stick?

Because Dave must stain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I've got a joke about Sean Connery's sister's baby daughter.

It's a little niche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkysocks999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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The Queen knighted the first weather event today.

He is sirocco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneLessFool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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How did the brick learn how to get laid?

It went on a course.

Came up with this today while laying bricks :) Possibly a bit niche outside of a building site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssumedPersona
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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A Little Pun on the Job

So I have a funny anecdote from work but my friends don't like puns as much as I do, so I'm hoping someone here will appreciate it. This happened last night.

My lead walked up to me to let me know a coworker wasn't there, he says, "Bill is dead and we killed him." I give him a blank stare because I didn't comprehend him immediately and he goes, "it was a reference to Nietzsche." (German philosopher known for "God is dead and we killed him.") "it was a Neitzsche joke." So I responded with "that's cool bud, but I believe it's pronounced 'niche'." He stutters for a moment, "no, it's- oh." I burst out into laughter and he walks away with a "fuck you". πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xanderismello
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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I just thought of a joke about alcoves

but it's a bit niche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cistercianmonk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Did you know Sean Connery still makes movies? He only shows them to his sister's daughter though.

Yeah, they're for a niche audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joba_Fett
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Need some help, I want to give my geography teacher a leaving present and she's always loved puns. Can you guys come up with any geography themed puns? There are no good ones elsewhere..

Preferably something physical related, not so much to do with place names or anything like that, but if they're funny enough and not to niche I don't see why not! Thanks I really appreciate it! ^you ^guys ^are ^the ^best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamLamb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2013
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Accidentally dad joked my fiancee

We changed drivers as I got out and she got in she adjusted her seat, she was taking a while and said "I've just got to find my niche" To which I replied "They're connected to your legsh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bowch-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2014
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