I’m Dad... nice to meet ya

This is the latest joke making its way around our house. My kids started it β€” I swear. And I’ve perpetuated it. Much to their dismay.

Typical exchange, usually around the table:

Kid: β€œI’m hungry.” Me: β€œI’m Dad. Nice to meet you, hungry.” Kid: β€œARGH! I’m serious.” Me: β€œwell, I’m still Dad, Serious.” Kid: (Thoroughly annoyed.) β€œCan I be excused.” Me: β€œWell, I’d prefer you stay Serious. If you’re not Hungry, though, you may leave the table.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I'm hungry!

Me: "I'm hungry"

Dad: "Nice to meet ya, Hungry, I'm Dave!"

Pretty much throughout my childhood anytime it would work: tired, bored, etc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gewfyu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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I've heard this countless times in my life and it still never gets old to him.

Me: I'm hungry.

Dad: Nice to meet ya hungry, I'm Jack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbestt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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