A list of puns related to "Nic Dalton"
Venue: Optus Stadium, Perth | Weather: 20 C, Clear
Officials: Damon Murphy, Jordan Way, Graham Cooper, Brett Cronan (tmo)
Match Threads: /r/rugbyunion/wiki/matchthread
UTC | CEST (+2) | AWST (+8) | AEST (+10) | NZ (+12) | more |
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06:00 | 08:00 | 14:00 | 16:00 | 18:00 | [more tz](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20210905T0600&msg=Australia%20v%20New Zealand) |
Australia | Pos | New Zealand |
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James Slipper | 1 | George Bower |
Folau Fainga'a | 2 | Codie Taylor |
Allan Alaalatoa | 3 | Nepo Laulala |
Darcy Swain | 4 | Brodie Retallick |
Matt Philip | 5 | Scott Barrett |
Lachlan Swinton | 6 | Akira Ioane |
Michael Hooper | 7 | Dalton Papali'i |
Rob Valetini | 8 | Ardie Savea |
Tate McDermott | 9 | Brad Weber |
Noah Lolesio | 10 | Beauden Barrett |
Marika Koroibete | 11 | Rieko Ioane |
Samu Kerevi | 12 | David Havili |
Len Ikitau | 13 | Anton Lienert-Brown |
Andrew Kellaway | 14 | Will Jordan |
Tom Banks | 15 | Jordie Barrett |
Lachlan Lonergan | 16 | Samisoni Taukei'aho |
Angus Bell | 17 | Karl Tu'inukuafe |
Taniela Tupou | 18 | Angus Ta'avao |
Izack Rodda | 19 | Tupou Vaa'i |
Pete Samu | 20 | Ethan Blackadder |
Nic White | 21 | TJ Perenara |
Reece Hodge | 22 | Damian McKenzie |
Jordan Petaia | 23 | George Bridge |
Dave Rennie | Coach | Ian Foster |
Venue: Robina Stadium, Gold Coast | Weather: 25 C, Clear
Officials: Nic Berry, Jaco Peyper, Graham Cooper, Brett Cronan (tmo)
Match Threads: /r/rugbyunion/wiki/matchthread
UTC | CEST (+2) | AWST (+8) | AEST (+10) | NZ (+12) | more |
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07:05 | 09:05 | 15:05 | 17:05 | 19:05 | [more tz](https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20210912T0705&msg=New Zealand%20v%20Argentina) |
New Zealand | Pos | Argentina |
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Karl Tu'inukuafe | 1 | Facundo Gigena |
Asafo Aumua | 2 | JuliΓ‘n Montoya |
Nepo Laulala | 3 | Santiago Medrano |
Brodie Retallick | 4 | Guido Petti PagadizΓ‘bal |
Scott Barrett | 5 | MatΓas Alemanno |
Akira Ioane | 6 | Pablo Matera |
Dalton Papali'i | 7 | Marcos Kremer |
Luke Jacobson | 8 | Rodrigo Bruni |
TJ Perenara | 9 | Gonzalo Bertranou |
Beauden Barrett | 10 | NicolΓ‘s SΓ‘nchez |
George Bridge | 11 | Santiago Cordero |
David Havili | 12 | JerΓ³nimo de la Fuente |
Rieko Ioane | 13 | MatΓas Moroni |
Sevu Reece | 14 | Bautista Delguy |
Jordie Barrett | 15 | Juan Cruz MallΓa |
Samisoni Taukei'aho | 16 | Facundo Bosch |
Joe Moody | 17 | Carlos Muzzio |
Tyrel Lomax | 18 | Enrique Pieretto |
Tupou Vaa'i | 19 | TomΓ‘s Lavanini |
Ethan Blackadder | 20 | Juan MartΓn GonzΓ‘lez Samso |
Brad Weber | 21 | Gonzalo GarcΓa |
Damian McKenzie | 22 | Santiago Chocobares |
Quinn Tupaea | 23 | Emiliano Boffelli |
Ian Foster | Coach | Mario Ledesma |
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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