Niagara College Puns

when i was young there was a fellow who went by the name of jacques de gatineaux

he was from temiscaming Quebec, and he was a fella that really thought and he was smart, he was our hope i guess, and while i was scrambling to get out of highschool Jaques de gatineaux has already finished college, and we thought he was gonna be the next wise man of Quebec

but he vanished, and one time i was in Niagara falls and i went over to the seaworld there, i look over and to the place where they feed the baby dolphins, and who do i see there but jacques de gatineaux, and i told him: "i'm ashamed of you, you were to be a great man jacques de gatineaux, and we were all pinning our hopes on you, you could've done so many great things, I'm ashamed of you"

and he looked at me as he was feeding the baby dolphins and he said: "well i think I'm serving a youthful porpoise"