A list of puns related to "Nfl Football"
It really maddens me.
My dad found out that all of my suite mates are black (I'm white). Dad: "Do you know what that makes you?" Me: "What?" Dad: "Quarterback."
football commentator says something about a player's NFL debut being today just before I get crushed ice from the in-door ice maker from the fridge
Dad: "Wait I missed that, WHOSE debut is it today? What was his name again? I couldn't hear!" Me, loudly: "Hang on!" points to fridge "Ice maker." Dad: "WOW his name is Ice Maker?! No wonder he's so tough!"
Now, my dad doesn't often do this so I kinda started at him before slowly saying, "No.....his....it's not...." Then he grinned at me as I felt dumb.
During a football talk, I'm a Redskins fan, but died nonetheless.
Me: RG3 is a really stand up guy
Him: He may be a stand up guy, but lately he's been a sit down player.
(For those who don't follow the NFL, he's a Quarterback who got injured again)
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