Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?

...it's pretty catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?

Let's get digital, digital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingasnappaz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:

Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear the new song about a burrito?

It's more of a rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuanTu34
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My brother just made a new song about his hair.

It was a proper banger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeezBalls41
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?

It’s a master peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathansaterda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinteln
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Have you heard the new baseball song?

You should listen to it, it's pretty catchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzAAli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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There's a great new song out about tortillas

It's a wrap song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Did you hear the new song created using only jars of preserves?

It's a slow jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite_one
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What Did You Think Of The New Song Called Earth?

I thought it was bLAND

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azeemthepic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Eminem declined to write a song for the new IT movie

He thought clowns already had too much of a bad rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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The Doors, in 1966, heard the news about Buddhist monks performing acts of self immolation. After listening to what was occurring, they decided to make a heartfelt song to express their solidarity with the Buddhist plight.

And that’s why we have a song called β€œLight my Friar”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Got a new car with awesome sound system but it won't sing songs ...

Because it's a Hummer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinosaurking88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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The new Windows 10 theme song is

Clash: Lock The Taskbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chx_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you guys hear that new FLU song?

It’s SICK!!!! So catchy.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Today I got a $10k fine in response to giving a new song I heard a 3.14 stars

It stated that I was accused of "pi-rating"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSKING444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Have you heard that new song called 'constipation'?

Of course you haven't, it hasn't come out yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ray-Bandy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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I wrote a hip new song about burritos...

Actually it's more of a wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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So I heard Foo Fighters released a new song titled "Run"...

That means they have made music to Walk to, and now to Run to... Here's hoping I get some music to Jog or Sit to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngelicShaft
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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My son posted a video of that fellow Zayn Malik's new song.

it's a good song; even though he decided to go in a different direction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManOnTheMoon64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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I told my Dad that I didn't like the new Taylor Swift song.

He said, "You just gotta shake it off!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunfistkid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song

I'm all about the bass the bass the bass No treble (hook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radarplane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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Have you heard the new baseball theme song?

It’s really catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oftenoffend
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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