So with the new iPhone 13βs coming out this year they decided to change the charger name
Itβs now called Apple Juice
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︎ Apr 25 2021
My neighbor is a farmer and asked for name suggestions for her new born calf that start with the letter J.
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My new horseβs name is Mayo.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it
He said it had a nice ring to it.
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I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Β
I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'Β
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, βThey're watch dogs'!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.
But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
My wife is constantly changing her name, but gets mad at me when I call her the new name.
Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.
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If Ina Garten married Danny DeVito her new name would be...
Ina Garten DeVito honey,
Donβt you know that Iβm lovin you
Ina Garten DeVito baby,
Donβt you know that Iβll always be true
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︎ Oct 30 2020
My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...
That way he doesn't hit anything
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I know what the Redskins new name will be.
The Possums. The play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What is the new name of American Idol this year?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Gen Z needs a new name
Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Updated the name of our new Alienware laptop
Named it Sombrero.
My wife (whom is half Hispanic) eye rolled and groaned so hard when she got it. I couldn't stop laughing.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Got my new name
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I got a new fish. Her name is Iona. Iona Ladyfish.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.
I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation
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︎ Mar 04 2020
My husband doesn't appreciate the name for our new car.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"
The USS-R
Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it;
"Sir, the USS-R is behind us!"
"Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"
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︎ Jul 24 2019
New name for a Fart
"Turd Bubble" - credit goes to my son and he didn't even realize he came up with it until I started to laugh.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. Theyβre going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girlfriend, whose name is Autumn...
I said 'be careful, she might leave you.'
He did not get it at first, so I had to repeat myself a couple of times...but I would have done that anyway.
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︎ Nov 12 2015
Since my cat is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him by a new name
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Iβve come up with a new name for the Untitled Goose Game.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
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︎ Sep 08 2019
What is the name of the new hearing clinic in town.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
A new student transferred into my class today. He didn't speak English and the note he gave me said his name was Jkmn.
Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.
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︎ May 14 2018
Just chose my new name!
I just picked out my new name in case I ever have to enter the witness protection program.
It's Walter Ego. :D
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︎ Aug 03 2018
If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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︎ Nov 10 2018
My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him βNature.β
Because nature abhors a vacuum
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︎ Dec 23 2018
My wife wants to name our new daughter Cayenne
But I think that name is too hot right now.
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︎ May 12 2019
"f5" shall be the name of my new soda drink
it just sounds so refreshing
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︎ Apr 05 2018
one bar owner was yelling at a recently joined bartender for coming up with new drinks and calling them weird names ...
for instance , he shakes pear
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︎ Apr 12 2019
What did the President decide to name his brand new canoe after leaving the store?
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︎ May 08 2016
We need a new name for photoshopped images.
Let's call them fauxtographs.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.
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︎ Oct 22 2016
HELP!! I'm in need of some pun name ideas for my new pub!
like the title says im in need of a funny/catchy/witty/ pun name for my new pub! there are already a few pubs around with catchy pun names like pub-lick, and sub-urban (they make sub sandwiches at lunch) can we come up with something better!! some info that might help you out. the pub is going to be in canberra, act, australia in the city centre
i.e. civic.
lets see what we can come up with!!
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︎ Mar 28 2014
The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.
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︎ Apr 23 2018
I heard of this new death metal band that likes double entendres. Their name?
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Did you hear the name of the new, extremely tall female Transformer?
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︎ Jun 30 2017
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. Theyβre going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. Theyβre going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'β
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