So with the new iPhone 13’s coming out this year they decided to change the charger name

It’s now called Apple Juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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My neighbor is a farmer and asked for name suggestions for her new born calf that start with the letter J.

I suggested Jerky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomthelibraryguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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My new horse’s name is Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it

He said it had a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterApple512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Β  I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'Β  'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, β€œThey're watch dogs'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.

But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?

Gonnit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majintb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My wife is constantly changing her name, but gets mad at me when I call her the new name.

Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdabby32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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If Ina Garten married Danny DeVito her new name would be...

Ina Garten DeVito honey,

Don’t you know that I’m lovin you

Ina Garten DeVito baby,

Don’t you know that I’ll always be true

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OxfordBombers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...

That way he doesn't hit anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDM312
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I know what the Redskins new name will be.

The Possums. The play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What is the new name of American Idol this year?

The Masked Singer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimeMvr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Gen Z needs a new name

Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayroy1103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Updated the name of our new Alienware laptop

Named it Sombrero.

My wife (whom is half Hispanic) eye rolled and groaned so hard when she got it. I couldn't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vole182
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Got my new name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I got a new fish. Her name is Iona. Iona Ladyfish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Z_Murray33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.

I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation

WHO?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hetchem994
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My husband doesn't appreciate the name for our new car.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrubenking
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"

The USS-R

Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleazyridr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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New name for a Fart

"Turd Bubble" - credit goes to my son and he didn't even realize he came up with it until I started to laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demechman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girlfriend, whose name is Autumn...

I said 'be careful, she might leave you.'

He did not get it at first, so I had to repeat myself a couple of times...but I would have done that anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drumlin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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Since my cat is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him by a new name

GrandPAW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittycaviar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I’ve come up with a new name for the Untitled Goose Game.

Titled Goose Game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?

Dorca the Explorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguynamedbry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.

So I just call her prints-ess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What is the name of the new hearing clinic in town.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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A new student transferred into my class today. He didn't speak English and the note he gave me said his name was Jkmn.

Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Just chose my new name!

I just picked out my new name in case I ever have to enter the witness protection program.

It's Walter Ego. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCoconut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him β€œNature.”

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nsertnamehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My wife wants to name our new daughter Cayenne

But I think that name is too hot right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doughboy72
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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"f5" shall be the name of my new soda drink

it just sounds so refreshing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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one bar owner was yelling at a recently joined bartender for coming up with new drinks and calling them weird names ...

for instance , he shakes pear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esma3ell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What did the President decide to name his brand new canoe after leaving the store?

President Robama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnD1451
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2016
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We need a new name for photoshopped images.

Let's call them fauxtographs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/readwritethink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.

She called him Andrew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nogxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Need punny names for my two new babies. give me your best /r/puns i.reddituploads.com/9f576…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brazzelon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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HELP!! I'm in need of some pun name ideas for my new pub!

like the title says im in need of a funny/catchy/witty/ pun name for my new pub! there are already a few pubs around with catchy pun names like pub-lick, and sub-urban (they make sub sandwiches at lunch) can we come up with something better!! some info that might help you out. the pub is going to be in canberra, act, australia in the city centre i.e. civic.

lets see what we can come up with!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaleBoydd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.

That's a terrible name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unholysifiman21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I heard of this new death metal band that likes double entendres. Their name?

Youth In Asia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Did you hear the name of the new, extremely tall female Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isarealboy13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshleyJack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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