With son & Circuit City......

https://imgur.com/gallery/P13MxpS

Me: Do you have the new Iron Maiden cd?

Employee: A Matter of Life and Death?

Me: No, it’s not that important

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lastczarnian
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Just call me later

http://imgur.com/gallery/03imq/new

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiasedAnenome
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Know a new dad? He'll need this.

Know a new dad? He'll need this. http://imgur.com/gallery/ViRG6Pr

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Chemist tries a dadjoke

My cousin got this email from her prof.

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If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.

http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new

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X-Post r/wow - He's Ready!

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My fiance is watching a lot of 'Say Yes To The Dress'....

Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....

"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".

"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".

"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."

Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...

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i have too much time on my hands...

http://imgur.com/gallery/NMc8Q7a/new

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My dad started sending dad jokes through texts...

http://imgur.com/gallery/fJLj4zL/new

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