A list of puns related to "New Christian"
4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, and 4 worse! And here I thought that one headache a lifetime is enough! 😲
Guns and Moses.
Me: "Nope. He follows his own dogma."
Wife almost threw an omelette at me.
Cheese is Christ!
I heard two good ones the other day.
Q: What smells like poop and rings like a bell?
A: Dunnng
Q: Have you heard of the new Scandavian religious rock band?
A: No? Well, I heard they're Bjorn Again Christians.
We really dropped the ball on that one.
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."
I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.
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