A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
Never ask a pirate to say the alphabet
They can spend years at c
Never say hi to your friend named jack at the airport
Your sure to start a big commotion
What do you call Luigi who can never say no?
They say ants never get sick
Must have to do with their strong anty bodies
My mother says that Jesus will never get mad at you because he loves you no matter what.
But I think he gets a little cross once in a while...
The wife and I were at the marriage counselor. "Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" The marriage counselor asked glaring at me.
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
What did the ninja say when his teacher told him he could never get into a good college?
What's something you should never say to a blind girlfriend?
I think we should see other people.
I never understood why people say that a tennis ball hurts so bad.
Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
Never say no to dumplings.
They feel bad. They also have fillings inside.
I could never accept a two-year sentence. I just don’t have that much to say.
You could say, I’ve never gotten rid of my bad vices
Therapist: Your wife has complained that you never buy her flowers, what do you say to that?
To be honest I had no idea my wife sold flowers.
These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...
"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"
They say to never go shopping for food when you’re hungry...
It’s been a week already and I'm just getting hungrier and hungrier.
What do you never say to someone who lost his fingers?
we are crossing fingers for you.
People say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I never understood those signs that say “In Case Of Fire, Break Glass”
How is broken glass supposed to put out a fire?
Surveys say 9 out of 10 people have never tried beef tartare.
Apparently it’s very rare.
My son says he hates alphabet soup, though hes never even tried it
Well he's going to eat his words
Kid ant says to his father: "Dad, how come we never get sick"? ...
Father replies "well, it is because we have little anty-bodies son!"
My pregnant wife keeps yelling, “Never say Never” in her sleep.
I think she’s having contradictions.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
Therapist: your wife says you never buy her flowers.
Husband: to be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
You should never say “hi” to your friend Jack at the airport.
A weasel walks into a bar . The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
A weasel walks into a bar, The bartender says “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel in here before, What can I get you?”
Therapist:Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true ?
Me:Well to be honest I never knew she sold flowers
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says “Wow! I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get for you?”
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Therapist: Your wife has complained you never buy her flowers, what do you have to say to that?
Well, in my defense, I never knew she sold flowers.
Therapist: She says you never buy her flowers? Why is that?
Him: I didn’t even know she was selling flowers?!
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers
I didnt know she sold flowers
My wife says I never buy her flowers
To be honest, I didn't even know she sold them!
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