[2000] That Peter Kay Thing - Series of spoof documentaries. It was written by Peter Kay, Dave Spikey, Neil Fitzmaurice and Gareth Hughes, and was narrated by Andrew Sachs. This episode is "Eyes Down", following Patrick O'Neil, an underachieving bingo worker. dailymotion.com/video/x2f…
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I know its been posted before but who t f is that guy?! Its not Neil Fitzmaurice is it?
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TIL: Jeff (Neil Fitzmaurice) is a Hillsborough Disaster survivor. youtube.com/watch?v=poONA…
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-93)!+ Accepting requests every day
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  1. (eBook PDF)Crash Course Pharmacology 5E by Catrin Page BSc MB ChB , Clive P. Page OBE PhD , Shreelata T Datta MD MRCOG LLM BSc (Hons) MBBS (Series Editor), Philip Xiu MA BA MB BChir MRCP (Series Editor)

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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Full Turner Classic Movies (U.S.) Daily Schedule For July, 2021

(all times E.S.T.)


THU JUL 01

(12:30am) The Ambassador's Daughter (1956/1h 43m/Comedy/Norman Krasna)

(2:30am) In This Our Life (1942/1h 37m/Drama/John Huston)

(4:15am) Dodge City (1939/1h 45m/Western/Michael Curtiz)

(6:00am) Friendly Persuasion (1956/2h 17m/Drama/William Wyler)

(8:30am) Jezebel (1938/1h 44m/Drama/William Wyler)

(10:30am) The Letter (1940/1h 37m/Drama/William Wyler)

(12:15pm) The Little Foxes (1941/1h 56m/Drama/William Wyler)

(2:45pm) Mrs. Miniver (1942/2h 14m/War/ William Wyler)

(5:00pm) The Best Years of Our Lives (1946/2h 52m/Drama/William Wyler)

(8:00pm) Kissin' Cousins (1964/1h 36m/Musical/Gene Nelson)

(10:00pm) Double Trouble (1967/1h 30m/Musical/Norman Taurog)


FRI JUL 02

(12:00am) Clambake (1967/1h 40m/Musical/Arthur H. Nadel)

(2:00am) Live a Little, Love a Little (1968/1h 30m/Musical/Norman Taurog)

(4:00am) Cash McCall (1960/1h 42m/Romance/Joseph Pevney)

(6:00am) The Mayor of 44th Street (1942/1h 26m/Musical/Alfred E. Green)

(7:30am) Youth Runs Wild (1944/1h 7m/Drama/Mark Robson)

(8:45am) Boys Town (1938/1h 36m/Drama/Norman Taurog)

(10:30am) Boys' Ranch (1946/1h 37m/Western/Roy Rowland)

(12:15pm) Boy Slaves (1939/1h 12m/Drama/P. J. Wolfson)

(1:30pm) Crime School (1938/1h 26m/Drama/Lewis Seiler)

(3:15pm) Finishing School (1934/1h 13m/Drama/Wanda Tuchock)

(4:45pm) Delinquent Daughters (1944/1h 12m/Drama/Albert Herman)

(6:00pm) The Trouble With Angels (1966/1h 52m/Comedy/Ida Lupino)

(8:00pm) Harper (1966/2h 1m/Neo-Noir/Jack Smight)

(10:15pm) Point Blank (1967/1h 32m/Neo-Noir/John Boorman)


SAT JUL 03

(12:00am) Warning Shot (1967/1h 40m/Neo-Noir/Buzz Kulik)

(2:00am) What's the Matter with Helen? (1971/1h 41m/Horror/Curtis Harrington)

(3:45am) Fragment of Seeking (1946/0h 14min/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:05am) Picnic (1949/0h 22m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:25am) On the Edge (1949/0h 6m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:45am) The Assignation (1953/0h 8m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(5:05am) The Wormwood Star (1956/0h 10m/Documentary Short/Curtis Harrington)

(5:40am) Usher (2000/0h 40m/Horror Short/Curtis Harrington)

(6:00am) Dream Wife (1953/1h 41m/Comedy/Sidney Sheldon)

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Argument at family dinner...
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Duckduckgo
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geometry sucks
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Orion's belt
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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