A list of puns related to "Neha Marda"
Bigg Boss is one popular show that has a huge fan following. It is popular as well as controversial and whenever it is on air, it makes headlines for multiple reasons.
Fans are now waiting for the new season of the show. In the grand finale of Bigg Boss 14, host Salman Khan announced that Bigg Boss 15 will once again welcome commoners inside the house. While the commoners will have to go through the registration and audition process, an entertainment portal recently came across the celeb contestant list who are reportedly going to enter the Bigg Boss 15 house. According to a report in india.com, stars like Anusha Dandekar, Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmahβs Dayaben aka Disha Vakhani, Kasautii Zindagii Kay 2 fame Parth Samthaan have been approached by the makers of BB15 while viewers might also see Naagin 5 star Surbhi Chandna, Krushna Abhishek, Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Haiβs Mohsin Khan, Naagin 4βs Nia Sharma. The report further mentions that Bollywood actor Rhea Chakraborty might also appear in the show. Well, if she is coming on board, this would be the first time where she will be seen onscreen after her NCB arrest, linked to late actor Sushant Singh Rajputβs case. She was granted bail.
Meanwhile, Rahul Vaidyaβs girlfriend Disha Parmar who was the talk of the town during Bigg Boss 14 might also feature in the Bigg Boss 15 house. Recently, Balika Vadhu fame Neha Marda revealed in a recent interview that she was indeed offered Bigg Boss 15. She said that if she goes inside the house then she can win the show. She said, βI am being offered Bigg Boss for the last four years and this year also I have received a call for Bigg Boss 15. Every year I refused to do the show thinking I won't be able to do it. I thought I won't be able to stay locked with no contact with anyone.β
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Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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